Post something weird that happened today

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As the title says Post something weird that happened today

Did a select random article on wiki and got this


 A death erection or terminal erection[1] is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging.[

Kinda weird or do they steer you to strange stuff?

[Soph]

three pigeons came up to me while i was sat near a tree.
and i got charged 45p for 3 packets of 10p crisps. 

[SovaNu]

pigeons poop on statues.

[Blasted]

I saw a donkey fuck a giraffe.

[Adam]

Not today but yesterday I saw a terrified woman standing on the seat at a bus stop because an escaped dog was barking at her  :lol:

[Adam]

Oh another weird thing was that when I found my library card it was in my jacket pocket with a little mouldy orange that looked like a cucumber and felt like a wallnut

[renaeden]

GA's computer got a Blue Screen.

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GA's computer got a Blue Screen.

That's not wierd it's windows 

[Parts]

Saw a shooting star

["couldbecousin"]

  The garbage disposal in the dishroom at work made weird noises when I ran it.  Reaching into it
  with tongs, I removed a couple of pieces of wire, the type that's used in spiral-bound notebooks.
  I have no idea what  that stuff was doing in the disposal.  I've never seen items like that in the
  disposal in almost 28 years on the job.  The kid who worked yesterday had no idea either. 

[WolFish]

  The garbage disposal in the dishroom at work made weird noises when I ran it.  Reaching into it
  with tongs, I removed a couple of pieces of wire, the type that's used in spiral-bound notebooks.
  I have no idea what  that stuff was doing in the disposal.  I've never seen items like that in the
  disposal in almost 28 years on the job.  The kid who worked yesterday had no idea either. 

That means it was in the food...an unhappy resident?

["couldbecousin"]

  The garbage disposal in the dishroom at work made weird noises when I ran it.  Reaching into it
  with tongs, I removed a couple of pieces of wire, the type that's used in spiral-bound notebooks.
  I have no idea what  that stuff was doing in the disposal.  I've never seen items like that in the
  disposal in almost 28 years on the job.  The kid who worked yesterday had no idea either. 

That means it was in the food...an unhappy resident?

  Sometimes residents leave trash at the table.  One woman thought she'd left her
  dentures at the table and had us digging through the garbage to no avail.  Who knows? 

[WolFish]

  The garbage disposal in the dishroom at work made weird noises when I ran it.  Reaching into it
  with tongs, I removed a couple of pieces of wire, the type that's used in spiral-bound notebooks.
  I have no idea what  that stuff was doing in the disposal.  I've never seen items like that in the
  disposal in almost 28 years on the job.  The kid who worked yesterday had no idea either. 

That means it was in the food...an unhappy resident?

  Sometimes residents leave trash at the table.  One woman thought she'd left her
  dentures at the table and had us digging through the garbage to no avail.  Who knows? 

now i wonder what happened to the rest of the notebook?

["couldbecousin"]

  The garbage disposal in the dishroom at work made weird noises when I ran it.  Reaching into it
  with tongs, I removed a couple of pieces of wire, the type that's used in spiral-bound notebooks.
  I have no idea what  that stuff was doing in the disposal.  I've never seen items like that in the
  disposal in almost 28 years on the job.  The kid who worked yesterday had no idea either. 

That means it was in the food...an unhappy resident?

  Sometimes residents leave trash at the table.  One woman thought she'd left her
  dentures at the table and had us digging through the garbage to no avail.  Who knows? 

now i wonder what happened to the rest of the notebook?

  It's a mystery.  Perhaps its papery traces will forever haunt us! 

["couldbecousin"]

  Opened Firefox, typed Google into the search window, clicked on the first link in the queue, and some
  fucking evil popup appeared with a recorded mesage and a printed warning about an imminent
  hard disk crash.  I closed that muthafucka down.  Somebody wanted to ruin my computer!