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HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« on: November 12, 2007, 09:33:26 AM »
This is just taking the piss:

Quote from: http://www.centralcollege.ac.uk/cont/part_time.php?page=course_view&id=62
HN Artificial Nail Extensions*
Course Leader:    Cathie MacKay
Email:    c.mackay@central-glasgow.ac.uk

 

BACKGROUND

This is an advanced course offered to students who have previously achieved the NQ module in Artificial Nail Structures.

COURSE CONTENT

The unit will allow students to perfect their skill in Gel, Silk, Fibreglass and Acrylic nails, as well as broadening their knowledge of the nail structure/ functions, disease/disorders and health and safety issues.


COURSE DATES

Tuesday Evenings 20 Mar 07 - 17 Jun 08

Wednesday 21 Mar 08 - 18 Nov 08

6pm - 9pm

30 year from now, the UK won't be able to build any ships, planes or tanks, but at least we'll be able to give the invaders some really good manicures.
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 09:34:57 AM »
Yup. I cant believe the taxpayer is funding some of these courses and "degrees"...
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 09:44:07 AM »
They will be able to build ships out of artificial nails ::)

This is a problem in the US as well most people who know how to make things are getting older and older. In thirty years I have no idea what manufacturing will be like here either.  >:(
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 02:16:45 AM »
artificial nails look weird and destroy the real nails, or so i've read. and how do they cut the nails with those things on? i don't get it. the whole fake nail thing gives me the jeebies.
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 03:27:59 AM »
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 15, 2007, 02:16:45 AM
artificial nails look weird and destroy the real nails, or so i've read. and how do they cut the nails with those things on? i don't get it. the whole fake nail thing gives me the jeebies.

Your not the only one.  I had a cashier give me change once and her talons touched my hand I almost dropped my change :-[
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 03:35:36 AM »
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 15, 2007, 02:16:45 AM
artificial nails look weird and destroy the real nails, or so i've read. and how do they cut the nails with those things on? i don't get it. the whole fake nail thing gives me the jeebies.

Yes, they soften the nail bed, and affect the quality of the nail produced.  I had a low break in one of my thumbnails once and had to get a fake one to protect it from coming off, and it damaged the quality of my real nail for quite some time. 

What annoys me is when people tell me my nails look really natural and then ask where I get them done.

- They are real FFS?????

Then when I tell them they are real they try to touch my hands and nails.  Retards.



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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2007, 05:04:50 AM »
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 12:42:05 AM »
Quote from: Peter on November 12, 2007, 09:33:26 AM
This is just taking the piss:

Quote from: http://www.centralcollege.ac.uk/cont/part_time.php?page=course_view&id=62
HN Artificial Nail Extensions*
Course Leader:    Cathie MacKay
Email:    c.mackay@central-glasgow.ac.uk

 

BACKGROUND

This is an advanced course offered to students who have previously achieved the NQ module in Artificial Nail Structures.

COURSE CONTENT

The unit will allow students to perfect their skill in Gel, Silk, Fibreglass and Acrylic nails, as well as broadening their knowledge of the nail structure/ functions, disease/disorders and health and safety issues.


COURSE DATES

Tuesday Evenings 20 Mar 07 - 17 Jun 08

Wednesday 21 Mar 08 - 18 Nov 08

6pm - 9pm

30 year from now, the UK won't be able to build any ships, planes or tanks, but at least we'll be able to give the invaders some really good manicures.
I'm willing to bet ships cost a bit more than this course.
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007, 10:53:52 AM »
Quote from: pit pat on November 18, 2007, 12:42:05 AM
Quote from: Peter on November 12, 2007, 09:33:26 AM
This is just taking the piss:

Quote from: http://www.centralcollege.ac.uk/cont/part_time.php?page=course_view&id=62
HN Artificial Nail Extensions*
Course Leader:    Cathie MacKay
Email:    c.mackay@central-glasgow.ac.uk

 

BACKGROUND

This is an advanced course offered to students who have previously achieved the NQ module in Artificial Nail Structures.

COURSE CONTENT

The unit will allow students to perfect their skill in Gel, Silk, Fibreglass and Acrylic nails, as well as broadening their knowledge of the nail structure/ functions, disease/disorders and health and safety issues.


COURSE DATES

Tuesday Evenings 20 Mar 07 - 17 Jun 08

Wednesday 21 Mar 08 - 18 Nov 08

6pm - 9pm

30 year from now, the UK won't be able to build any ships, planes or tanks, but at least we'll be able to give the invaders some really good manicures.
I'm willing to bet ships cost a bit more than this course.

I'm willing to bet that courses on building ships have a comparable price to this course on building nails.
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2007, 11:25:50 AM »
why is this in the political bit?  ???
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2007, 11:57:45 AM »
Because you're not a moderator.
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Re: HN Artificial Nail Extensions
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2007, 01:11:25 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on November 18, 2007, 11:25:50 AM
why is this in the political bit?  ???
Its effectively a discussion on the value of certain "degree" courses. I was surprised you hadnt already waded in...
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