Assfairies, don't be under the impression...

[ozymandias]

i think i need more fiber. Ass Fairy 8 reporting.

When last seen Fiber was reported in full retreat down the colon of no return!

[QuirkyCarla]

i think i need more fiber. Ass Fairy 8 reporting.

I came to that realization recently and purchased fiber wafers. You can have some.

[QuirkyCarla]

...That since you've changed your name, you're no longer under any obligation to perform ass fairy related duties.

For being an ass fairy is about more than a name. It is about courage, responsibility, apple pie, integrity, and rectal exploration.

I expect a full report on all anal discoveries made by Ass Fairies 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 15, 22, and 69 made since the last meeting.

 

Wait, did you say apple pie?!

Damned straight. Not to mention all the brave ass fairies defending their freedom overseas from nasty brown people.

Hey! Quit distracting me. You haven't made your report. ALL ass fairies need to make a report. You have one day.

What flew up your ass and died? I mean...I'll get right on that.

[QuirkyCarla]

...That since you've changed your name, you're no longer under any obligation to perform ass fairy related duties.

For being an ass fairy is about more than a name. It is about courage, responsibility, apple pie, integrity, and rectal exploration.

I expect a full report on all anal discoveries made by Ass Fairies 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 15, 22, and 69 made since the last meeting.

 

Wait, did you say apple pie?!

No apple pies will be fucked on my watch!!!!!!!

 

[ozymandias]

...That since you've changed your name, you're no longer under any obligation to perform ass fairy related duties.

For being an ass fairy is about more than a name. It is about courage, responsibility, apple pie, integrity, and rectal exploration.

I expect a full report on all anal discoveries made by Ass Fairies 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 15, 22, and 69 made since the last meeting.

 

Wait, did you say apple pie?!

No apple pies will be fucked on my watch!!!!!!!

 

"American Pie" the movie!!!

[SovaNu]

the pie appreciation has peaked, sire.

[ozymandias]

the pie appreciation has peaked, sire.

Alas, tis pity tis true!

[The Racist Rapist]

This ass fairy is going undercover. New name, still an ass fairy.

[Calandale]

Ass fairies are passe.

[El]

...That since you've changed your name, you're no longer under any obligation to perform ass fairy related duties.

For being an ass fairy is about more than a name. It is about courage, responsibility, apple pie, integrity, and rectal exploration.

I expect a full report on all anal discoveries made by Ass Fairies 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 15, 22, and 69 made since the last meeting.

But you don't care about the ex-Assfairy45???

[SovaNu]

and 13

[Randy]

i think i need more fiber. Ass Fairy 8 reporting.

I came to that realization recently and purchased fiber wafers. You can have some.

Wrong answer assfairy 7.  Fiber wafers lack the vitamins, minerals, and benefical photochemicals vegs have.  Veges have fiber to. Take a lesson from me, I went down that path a dozen times, you can't use supplements to replace a good diet.  If I did that, you would have your way with me.. ah.. I would maybe need my abilify

Internalizers come about from also rewarding the kids for logical compromise.  Defensive coping strategies include repression, reaction formation, fixation, displacement, etc.  ETC=chineese, for Randy needs to review more

Down on your a hands and knees and... scrub my floor

I should try giving my mom a complment ounce in a while.  I say I love you, but I can't remember the last time I said something nice like that.  She thinks I am bipolar   She seems to have trouble dealing with how she acts affects me, so she likes that fantasy better.  I can't imagine why I forgot to say something nice

[Randy]

I order all assfaires to eat shit!

[Randy]

I need to fuck fuck fuck

[maldoror]

...That since you've changed your name, you're no longer under any obligation to perform ass fairy related duties.

For being an ass fairy is about more than a name. It is about courage, responsibility, apple pie, integrity, and rectal exploration.

I expect a full report on all anal discoveries made by Ass Fairies 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 15, 22, and 69 made since the last meeting.

But you don't care about the ex-Assfairy45???

A thousand apologies.

What's new on the rectal front?