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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #45 on: November 10, 2007, 06:50:30 PM »
say something, Ass Fairy2. kick Frugal's ass.

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #46 on: November 10, 2007, 08:12:59 PM »
say something, Ass Fairy2. kick Frugal's ass.

Ass fairy 2 no longer exists. It was too corruptible. :laugh:

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #47 on: November 10, 2007, 08:56:25 PM »
i'm a lackey. :laugh: yay me.
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2007, 09:03:13 PM »
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2007, 09:11:35 PM »
 :P ::plrrt::
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2007, 09:13:27 PM »
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2007, 09:20:15 PM »
married!
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2007, 11:55:52 PM »
Now you'll be stuck in the kitchen,
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #53 on: November 10, 2007, 11:56:45 PM »
fine with me. :P
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #54 on: November 10, 2007, 11:57:37 PM »
Yuck.

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #55 on: November 11, 2007, 12:19:10 AM »
fine with me. :P
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #56 on: November 11, 2007, 08:17:47 AM »
I was just offered $20 for helping a guy type out something to email to a radio program.  We did it in just over a half hour, but couldn't get the email adress to the sender correct.  So I offered to reduce the cost down to $10, and he was going to let me keep the $20.  He said keep it, but I insisted.  He then changed his mind.  I am hoping I will be rewarded more later, a greater reward than $20 big ones will provide.

$20 big ones is kind of funny, there was an advertisement for penis pills in my hustler mag, and it said this guy has an 18' cock.  I would appreciate if they would stop showing me the pictures, and there is transexuals to, a few.  I guess its uncase some transexual, gay or bi picks up the mag.  Jessica would love the magazine to, because there is lots of sex scenes.  She loves to watch people have sex.

Since when was a $1 note a 'big one'?  Sounds more like he offered you 1/5th of a big one.
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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #57 on: November 11, 2007, 08:49:17 AM »
fine with me. :P

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2007, 03:53:16 PM »
There is nothing wrong with swallowing that many pills.  The pills I swallow amass to 37 of the usda servings of vegetables, 7.5lbs, or  about 14 cups.  I do eat vegetables to, and its not like I don't like them.  To be more precise, I find most to be a delicacy, a great alternative to cupcakes and shit.  I would think by now, if I ate one of those horrible things, it would be too sweet.  I ate some cranberry relish a Sandy's find food emporium a while ago.  I got pissed when they said they added sugar, but I gave it a taste, and as I suspected I grew more sensitive to the taste of sweet. Mom took me up there, and bought me some whole grain rice pasta, tofu, and something else.  I saw the ginger root, and was going to ask her to buy me that, but I said I could get it somewhere else cheaper.  I have ate a whole entire lb of broccoli at one sitting before because I like it that much.  There are a few vegetables I don't like, but it don't stop me from eating them.  I hate Kale, but I kind of get used to the taste and doesn't bother me as much.
* Boss of the Ass Fairies recommends ground flax seed for a fiber supplement, its whole food nutrition, plus fiber, and benefical EFA's.  Although, with these precursors, 90% is burned as fuel for the body's energy needs.  The ratio of insouble fiber to soluble fiber in flax seed is that of diet rich in fruits and vegetables.

You ought to think about what your going to say before make judgements about others, naught naughty.

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Re: Assfairies, don't be under the impression...
« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2007, 04:08:53 PM »
Always trying to find things wrong with me?, worry about yourself, you need it more. :laugh:
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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