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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #345 on: February 01, 2013, 04:49:37 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 01, 2013, 01:18:33 PM
you know the diggin bit?  well i was just wondering what the preferred tool of choice is?

hoping it is not fingernails? :zoinks:

:zoinks:



FFS why is this thread so popular with the guests? :zombiefuck:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #346 on: February 01, 2013, 05:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on February 01, 2013, 04:49:37 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 01, 2013, 01:18:33 PM
you know the diggin bit?  well i was just wondering what the preferred tool of choice is?

hoping it is not fingernails? :zoinks:

:zoinks:



FFS why is this thread so popular with the guests? :zombiefuck:

Because of its down-to-earth approach to a problem that is surprisingly common among the guests. :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #347 on: February 01, 2013, 08:15:59 PM »
December 31 2010 I resurrected this thread that had been languishing in obscurity for the previous 3 years. SG got the ball (we'll leave the composition of said ball unstated) rolling and it is in the anals of I2 history.  :thumbup:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #348 on: February 02, 2013, 02:24:45 AM »
"Anal", you mean.  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #349 on: February 02, 2013, 09:42:55 PM »
As of late I have been dehydrated. My shits are not only rock hard, but sharp like glass. I am literally butthurt.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #350 on: February 03, 2013, 03:19:09 AM »
You should dig your shit out more often. :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #351 on: February 03, 2013, 05:02:29 AM »
 :indeed: DFG you must be  :viking:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #352 on: February 24, 2013, 08:11:42 PM »
Drink another shot, another guest just looked at this thread. :toporly:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #353 on: February 24, 2013, 08:16:07 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 03, 2013, 05:02:29 AM
:indeed: DFG you must be  :viking:

hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....

THEN, the retribution can begin!  :mischief:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #354 on: February 24, 2013, 08:21:08 PM »
Quote from: marx on February 24, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 03, 2013, 05:02:29 AM
:indeed: DFG you must be  :viking:

hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....

THEN, the retribution can begin!  :mischief:

Really? I can't even seem to figure myself out.  :GA:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #355 on: February 24, 2013, 08:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 24, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Quote from: marx on February 24, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 03, 2013, 05:02:29 AM
:indeed: DFG you must be  :viking:

hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....

THEN, the retribution can begin!  :mischief:

Really? I can't even seem to figure myself out.  :GA:

is that so, ODEOGAREX?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #356 on: February 24, 2013, 08:25:14 PM »
Quote from: marx on February 24, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 24, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Quote from: marx on February 24, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 03, 2013, 05:02:29 AM
:indeed: DFG you must be  :viking:

hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....

THEN, the retribution can begin!  :mischief:

Really? I can't even seem to figure myself out.  :GA:

is that so, ODEOGAREX?

Who dat?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #357 on: February 24, 2013, 08:28:32 PM »
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 24, 2013, 08:25:14 PM
Quote from: marx on February 24, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 24, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
Quote from: marx on February 24, 2013, 08:16:07 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on February 03, 2013, 05:02:29 AM
:indeed: DFG you must be  :viking:

hehehe... i like the way your mind works... 'DFG' is many characters... and TOTALLY not the one's you'd expect.... i am very close to figuring out the truth, which i shall reveal to you all....

THEN, the retribution can begin!  :mischief:

Really? I can't even seem to figure myself out.  :GA:

is that so, ODEOGAREX?

Who dat?

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #358 on: February 24, 2013, 08:36:10 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 03, 2013, 03:19:09 AM
You should dig your shit out more often. :zoinks:

I don't have to. I've been drinking enough water now.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #359 on: March 09, 2013, 08:43:50 AM »
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I hope you found what you were looking for :zoinks:
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