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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #330 on: November 03, 2012, 06:08:09 PM »
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic.    :'(

Why can't this be like all the other topics?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #331 on: November 03, 2012, 06:11:13 PM »
It is not that different from all the other topics. 

The only difference is that it gets back on topic just a little more often than other topics.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #332 on: November 03, 2012, 06:15:43 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2012, 06:08:09 PM
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic.    :'(

Why can't this be like all the other topics?

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #333 on: November 03, 2012, 06:18:30 PM »
I can post some scat porn if you wish  :orly:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #334 on: November 03, 2012, 06:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Lit on November 03, 2012, 06:18:30 PM
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #335 on: November 03, 2012, 09:00:10 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 03, 2012, 06:15:43 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2012, 06:08:09 PM
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic.    :'(

Why can't this be like all the other topics?

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Thank you, Lady Weeble.  That is most kind of you.  I had hoped the membership would at least be discussing the benefits of compost in fertilizing plants, or sex, or something.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #336 on: November 03, 2012, 10:24:04 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on November 03, 2012, 05:28:52 PM
Quote from: Adam on November 03, 2012, 02:18:19 PM
And even the poor dog gets affected by it :(
:agreed:  :(


Then how else are you supposed to help a dog? I suppose take them to the vet if they don't shit it out.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #337 on: November 03, 2012, 11:39:16 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2012, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 03, 2012, 06:15:43 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2012, 06:08:09 PM
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic.    :'(

Why can't this be like all the other topics?

  *wobbles in :cbc: and gently guides Her Majesty to a more suitable thread*

Thank you, Lady Weeble.  That is most kind of you.  I had hoped the membership would at least be discussing the benefits of compost in fertilizing plants, or sex, or something.

You DO know what an accomplished mathematician and a constipated man have in common, do you not?

Eventually, you just have to give in and work it all out long hand with pencil and paper.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #338 on: November 04, 2012, 04:32:53 AM »
:plus:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #339 on: November 04, 2012, 03:47:12 PM »
DD, you're evil.  :plus:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #340 on: November 04, 2012, 08:15:21 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 03, 2012, 11:39:16 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2012, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 03, 2012, 06:15:43 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2012, 06:08:09 PM
I'd avoided this topic, hoping that after this many pages it had gone off topic.    :'(

Why can't this be like all the other topics?

  *wobbles in :cbc: and gently guides Her Majesty to a more suitable thread*

Thank you, Lady Weeble.  That is most kind of you.  I had hoped the membership would at least be discussing the benefits of compost in fertilizing plants, or sex, or something.

You DO know what an accomplished mathematician and a constipated man have in common, do you not?

Eventually, you just have to give in and work it all out long hand with pencil and paper.

 :lol1:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #341 on: February 01, 2013, 10:09:41 AM »
Hello guest I do hope this thread contained everything you were looking for :2thumbsup:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #342 on: February 01, 2013, 11:57:18 AM »
Seeing a GP may be less time consuming than reading this thread, when constipated.
This is more mind boggling though.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #343 on: February 01, 2013, 01:18:33 PM »
you know the diggin bit?  well i was just wondering what the preferred tool of choice is?

hoping it is not fingernails? :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #344 on: February 01, 2013, 02:15:57 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on February 01, 2013, 01:18:33 PM
you know the diggin bit?  well i was just wondering what the preferred tool of choice is?

hoping it is not fingernails? :zoinks:

Sorry, I have dug quite a bit, but, never shovelled shit out of my or someone-else's ass.

This thread would make a good read though, while taking time on the porcelain throne, patiently waiting for the inevitable relief.
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