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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #300 on: September 01, 2012, 01:17:43 AM »
This thread contains useful advice, that is why people keep returning to it.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #301 on: September 01, 2012, 01:26:59 AM »
This thread contains useful advice, that is why people keep returning to it.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #302 on: September 01, 2012, 01:29:23 AM »
Yes, i often check back to see if anyone has posted any new tips.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #303 on: September 03, 2012, 01:12:24 PM »
Not one of my experiences thank all fuckdom, but I shudder to think of the tale recounted on another forum, where somebody knew a heavy opioid user, using what I don't know for sure,
H, i think. Poor bastard ended up so badly constipated he had to use an apple/potato peeler/coring knife, to bore a hole through the center of such a semi-fossilized horror, to collapse it inwardly, to allow for its being shat.

That had  to be bloody uncomfortable to say the least
















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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #304 on: September 03, 2012, 03:20:56 PM »
I shudder to think of the tale recounted on another forum, where somebody knew a heavy opioid user

We are fortunate to have no such thing here on Intensity

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #305 on: September 03, 2012, 03:52:45 PM »
Heavy opioid users, arses, constipation, apple corers, tales of vile impromptu medical procedures? or a combination of the above
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #306 on: September 03, 2012, 03:57:31 PM »
I shudder to think of the tale recounted on another forum, where somebody knew a heavy opioid user

We are fortunate to have no such thing here on Intensity

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #307 on: September 05, 2012, 02:40:00 PM »
I shudder to think of the tale recounted on another forum, where somebody knew a heavy opioid user

We are fortunate to have no such thing here on Intensity

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #308 on: September 05, 2012, 02:50:38 PM »
I get tears in my eyes when I poop, sometimes. I sometimes enjoy it. It has to be full enough to stretch but no too much to be painful. I read in your rectum, there are three areas that hit the same part of your brain that tells your tear ducts to create tears.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #309 on: September 07, 2012, 02:28:55 AM »
I have been having bowel problems since last fall. I get constipated and then I get very bad stomach cramps and then I have diarrhea. I even feel like I am going to crap myself so I hold it all in being in pain. It has occasionally happened at work and I be in the restroom for at least 20 minutes. Luckily I am allowed to use the toilet for that. I would have snuck it anyway if I wasn't allowed. I have had it happen about five times last month and before that it be at least once a month. It has been every week. Then I have gone a whole month without it happening. Last time I had this happening as last week right before I moved into this house. I have wondered if I have a mild case of IBS since I have most of the symptoms but I am not bad as the others who have it. It was suggested to me online too in a facebook group when I mentioned my bowel issues. I have thought about going to a doctor but I am not sure if I should go or not. It doesn't affect me. It usually happens when I am at home. Last time it happened right before work and I missed the bus for it and had to take the next one. Then other times my poop is normal. Then I go days not going and then I get awful tummy cramps and then it's all diarrhea. I used to think it was something I ate or due to me being constipated but it kept on happening and then it was every month so I realized my body is acting funny. Then I decided to look it up.



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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #310 on: September 07, 2012, 02:56:33 AM »
You took a dump on your child yet?

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #311 on: September 07, 2012, 09:04:13 AM »
You took a dump on your child yet?

At her parent's house?

Seems to me that holding it in so she can drop it at a convenient time for her husbands titillation is probably not good for her innards.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #312 on: September 07, 2012, 02:30:12 PM »
I have been having bowel problems since last fall. I get constipated and then I get very bad stomach cramps and then I have diarrhea. I even feel like I am going to crap myself so I hold it all in being in pain. It has occasionally happened at work and I be in the restroom for at least 20 minutes. Luckily I am allowed to use the toilet for that. I would have snuck it anyway if I wasn't allowed. I have had it happen about five times last month and before that it be at least once a month. It has been every week. Then I have gone a whole month without it happening. Last time I had this happening as last week right before I moved into this house. I have wondered if I have a mild case of IBS since I have most of the symptoms but I am not bad as the others who have it. It was suggested to me online too in a facebook group when I mentioned my bowel issues. I have thought about going to a doctor but I am not sure if I should go or not. It doesn't affect me. It usually happens when I am at home. Last time it happened right before work and I missed the bus for it and had to take the next one. Then other times my poop is normal. Then I go days not going and then I get awful tummy cramps and then it's all diarrhea. I used to think it was something I ate or due to me being constipated but it kept on happening and then it was every month so I realized my body is acting funny. Then I decided to look it up.

IBS with constipation was the first thought I had when I was reading your symptoms, but I do think you should go to the doctor to make sure nothing else is going on there as well.  I think there's medicine to help IBS with constipation.


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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #313 on: September 08, 2012, 04:21:15 AM »
I think it may be IBS too. Going to the doctor about it is a good idea.

I have IBS but it is mainly stomach cramps and bloating which is particularly bad when I am anxious about something. I tried a food elimination diet before but it didn't make any difference.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #314 on: October 23, 2012, 12:07:27 AM »
I have been having bowel problems since last fall. I get constipated and then I get very bad stomach cramps and then I have diarrhea. I even feel like I am going to crap myself so I hold it all in being in pain. It has occasionally happened at work and I be in the restroom for at least 20 minutes. Luckily I am allowed to use the toilet for that. I would have snuck it anyway if I wasn't allowed. I have had it happen about five times last month and before that it be at least once a month. It has been every week. Then I have gone a whole month without it happening. Last time I had this happening as last week right before I moved into this house. I have wondered if I have a mild case of IBS since I have most of the symptoms but I am not bad as the others who have it. It was suggested to me online too in a facebook group when I mentioned my bowel issues. I have thought about going to a doctor but I am not sure if I should go or not. It doesn't affect me. It usually happens when I am at home. Last time it happened right before work and I missed the bus for it and had to take the next one. Then other times my poop is normal. Then I go days not going and then I get awful tummy cramps and then it's all diarrhea. I used to think it was something I ate or due to me being constipated but it kept on happening and then it was every month so I realized my body is acting funny. Then I decided to look it up.
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