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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #270 on: January 18, 2012, 09:54:23 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #271 on: January 23, 2012, 12:14:16 AM »
My baby took a shit in the bath tub while he was taking a bath. No wonder he was done. I wouldn't want to take a bath in my own shit either. I had to drain the water out and wipe the poop out using a paper towel and I washed the rest down the drain as I showered.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #272 on: February 20, 2012, 05:57:46 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 13, 2012, 10:49:33 PM
I just took another shit, but this time it didnt look like anything. Maybe a Jackson Pollock painting.
Jackson Pollock was the shit! :poop:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #273 on: February 20, 2012, 06:08:37 PM »
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I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.

But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that?  :autism:












I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:

Did you use a teaspoon to empty it?  :orly:

I used my fingers.

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Only just saw this. :rofl:  :plus:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #274 on: February 21, 2012, 10:16:19 AM »
@ Squiddy,

I see I never answered you,

Yes, I used my fingers too. Poking through the orifice, pulling clutters of dust out, while getting the weird feeling of loose dust on my skin.

And all that with I2 in mind. I can tell you, this site is life-changing.  :nerdy:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #275 on: March 13, 2012, 09:26:32 PM »
I never thought I would post in this thread.  But as they say, "Never say never."  Here's a get-well note from a student to the teacher.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #276 on: March 14, 2012, 03:02:07 PM »
That kid's still got so much to learn. :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #277 on: March 14, 2012, 03:12:44 PM »
I had an asstacular time digging shit out of my ass years ago when my medications made me constipated. Happened twice. I take fish oil and fiber. It helps. Drinking water helps. Being dehydrated makes your shit hard like little shards.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #278 on: March 14, 2012, 06:22:15 PM »
If i found this in my loo,  i reckon i would
poop my panties :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #279 on: March 14, 2012, 06:24:02 PM »
sorry...i just like the word 'panties'  also  'penetration' and 'thighs' and....stop it! damnit :P
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #280 on: March 15, 2012, 06:55:12 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 14, 2012, 06:24:02 PM
sorry...i just like the word 'panties'  also  'penetration' and 'thighs' and....stop it! damnit :P
:LMAO:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #281 on: March 15, 2012, 11:30:39 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 14, 2012, 06:24:02 PM
sorry...i just like the word 'panties'  also  'penetration' and 'thighs' and....stop it! damnit :P
:lol: :plus:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #282 on: March 15, 2012, 11:52:28 AM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #283 on: April 04, 2012, 07:27:52 AM »
I see a guest is checking out our proctology section again, I hope the information was most informative to your needs. :toporly:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #284 on: April 05, 2012, 12:37:11 PM »
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