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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #210 on: October 26, 2011, 06:43:30 PM »
:puke:

My first day of kindergarten a girl threw upon me. On purpose. The teacher asked her why and she said it was because she didnt like me. She didnt even know me. A few days later she started having serious temper tantrums and starting hitting peoples so they put her in a special class.

The rest of my school career did not go to well either

Key difference, your NOT psycho, she was.  I could  :hug: you, I'd  :runaway: from her.   Your HOT,  :eyebrows: she's  :puke:      8)

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #211 on: October 26, 2011, 06:46:46 PM »
ok ok

did you hear the one about the constipated accountant?

...he worked it out with a pencil

hehehe

boom boom
blah blah blah

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #212 on: October 26, 2011, 06:50:19 PM »
:puke:

My first day of kindergarten a girl threw upon me. On purpose. The teacher asked her why and she said it was because she didnt like me. She didnt even know me. A few days later she started having serious temper tantrums and starting hitting peoples so they put her in a special class.

The rest of my school career did not go to well either

I was bitten on the stomach the first week or so.  This kid Vincent just turned around in line as we walked down the hall pulled up my shirt and bit me.  He said nothing and we had not even talked before as I was very shy.  I never found out why he did it either.  He went on to be a real troublemaker I wish he had been taken away to special classes.
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #213 on: November 27, 2011, 09:11:48 PM »
Bump for shits and giggles.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #214 on: December 23, 2011, 03:38:11 AM »
This thread will go down in the anals of internet history.  :indeed:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #215 on: December 23, 2011, 03:52:35 AM »
^You mean the anus of internet history. :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #216 on: December 23, 2011, 04:05:18 AM »
I stand corrected.  :laugh:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #217 on: December 23, 2011, 04:41:32 AM »
I think the breastfeeding her husband bit was weirder than this.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #218 on: December 23, 2011, 11:04:35 AM »
One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #219 on: December 23, 2011, 11:21:48 AM »
One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good :M
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #220 on: December 23, 2011, 11:48:22 AM »
One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good :M

Breast milk stays fresh for a few hours after it has been expressed if it's not refrgerated, for a few days if it's refrigerated, and for a few months if it's frozen.

http://www.cdc.gov/breastfeeding/recommendations/handling_breastmilk.htm

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #221 on: December 23, 2011, 12:07:10 PM »
One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good :M

Breast milk stays fresh for a few hours after it has been expressed if it's not refrgerated, for a few days if it's refrigerated, and for a few months if it's frozen.

http://www.cdc.gov/breastfeeding/recommendations/handling_breastmilk.htm

I am sure it does but where is the fun in that   :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #222 on: December 24, 2011, 07:02:13 AM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #223 on: December 24, 2011, 08:14:46 AM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have too :lol:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #224 on: December 24, 2011, 09:32:52 AM »
scary, isn't it?

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