Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated

[Psychophant]

My first day of kindergarten a girl threw upon me. On purpose. The teacher asked her why and she said it was because she didnt like me. She didnt even know me. A few days later she started having serious temper tantrums and starting hitting peoples so they put her in a special class.

The rest of my school career did not go to well either

Key difference, your NOT psycho, she was.  I could  you, I'd  from her.   Your HOT,  she's       

[bodie]

ok ok

did you hear the one about the constipated accountant?

...he worked it out with a pencil

hehehe

boom boom

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My first day of kindergarten a girl threw upon me. On purpose. The teacher asked her why and she said it was because she didnt like me. She didnt even know me. A few days later she started having serious temper tantrums and starting hitting peoples so they put her in a special class.

The rest of my school career did not go to well either

I was bitten on the stomach the first week or so.  This kid Vincent just turned around in line as we walked down the hall pulled up my shirt and bit me.  He said nothing and we had not even talked before as I was very shy.  I never found out why he did it either.  He went on to be a real troublemaker I wish he had been taken away to special classes.

[P7PSP]

Bump for shits and giggles.

[P7PSP]

This thread will go down in the anals of internet history. 

[renaeden]

^You mean the anus of internet history.

[P7PSP]

I stand corrected. 

[Calavera]

I think the breastfeeding her husband bit was weirder than this.

[Natalia Evans]

One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

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One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good

[Callaway]

One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good

Breast milk stays fresh for a few hours after it has been expressed if it's not refrgerated, for a few days if it's refrigerated, and for a few months if it's frozen.

http://www.cdc.gov/breastfeeding/recommendations/handling_breastmilk.htm

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One of my online friends wants to try breast feeding but my husband wouldn't want me to breastfeed him so I decided if we ever met, I can always pump my milk and give it to him.

That's not the same you have to get it straight from the teat for it to be any good

Breast milk stays fresh for a few hours after it has been expressed if it's not refrgerated, for a few days if it's refrigerated, and for a few months if it's frozen.

http://www.cdc.gov/breastfeeding/recommendations/handling_breastmilk.htm

I am sure it does but where is the fun in that   

['andersom']

I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. 

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I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread. 

I have too :lol:

['andersom']

scary, isn't it?