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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2007, 01:59:30 PM »
I'm allergic to latex.  But I spend a good half hour washing my hands with pumice soap.  I knew what did it though and I'm WAY more careful about the amount of cheese I eat now.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2007, 09:19:50 PM »
If you're allergic to latex, there's also vinyl or nitrile.  Otherwise, I hope I don't find myself at the same buffet line you were at earlier.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2007, 09:46:01 PM »
Quote from: garmonbozia on November 10, 2007, 09:19:50 PM
If you're allergic to latex, there's also vinyl or nitrile.  Otherwise, I hope I don't find myself at the same buffet line you were at earlier.



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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2007, 04:40:39 AM »
I would like to dig out of Ringo.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2007, 05:42:32 AM »
Quote from: Beatle Head on November 11, 2007, 04:40:39 AM
I would like to dig out of Ringo.

Is there any disgusting act that you wouldn't perform on him?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2007, 11:47:13 AM »
Quote from: garmonbozia on November 10, 2007, 09:19:50 PM
If you're allergic to latex, there's also vinyl or nitrile.  Otherwise, I hope I don't find myself at the same buffet line you were at earlier.



I used soap with pumice, the same stuff auto mechanics use to clean the grease off their hands, it removes two or three layers of skin from your hands when you use it.  My hands were quite clean afterwards.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2010, 02:22:08 AM »
Quote from: parts on November 09, 2007, 07:20:41 PM
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I'd count that as today. But, some time ago,
a bit more openness about bodies was acceptable.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2010, 10:23:01 AM »
The thing that I love about I2 is that the conversation is always intelligent and of high quality.  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2010, 10:25:46 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on December 31, 2010, 10:23:01 AM
The thing that I love about I2 is that the conversation is always intelligent and of high quality.  :zoinks:

Time for you to become a member of the aspie elite I think  :autism:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2010, 10:28:11 AM »
Yeah, what the hell semicolon? Too good to be an aspie elite?  :autism:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2010, 10:29:48 AM »
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2010, 10:28:11 AM
Yeah, what the hell semicolon? Too good to be an aspie elite?  :autism:

That would be a nice custom title.  :lol:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2010, 10:37:06 AM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2010, 10:40:15 AM »
Are there benefits to being in the aspie elite? Do I get medical and dental coverage? Or is it that I will achieve an artificially created perch, from which I shall mock as unworthy anything that I don't personally agree with?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2010, 10:43:57 AM »
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part.  :thumbup:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2010, 10:47:19 AM »
I hear herion addicts have to do that, also I've only been that constipated, Once. it was a awful expeirance to say the least :P
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