Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated

[Natalia Evans]

My dad just did this a few days ago because he wasn't feeling well due to his constipation so he took my advice and did it after he took a suppository. It didn't hurt he said but told me to quiet down because I was in the locker room at work when I was talking to him on my cell phon and there were a few employees in there.

I can remember my mother first doing this to me when I was 12 and it hurt like hell. My mother dug her own shit out when she was in college because she was constipated real bad. Believe me I was real grossed out when I first had to dig out my own shit when I was 16 or 17 and it hurt like hell. I used to say "ew ew" everytime I did it, then I got used to it so I am no longer grossed out by this anymore.

[Kosmonaut]

still "no" here.

[Natalia Evans]

Then what do you do when you take a laxitive and the shit still doesn't come out?

[Peter]

Haven't we had this thread already?

[Calandale]

I like digging it out of other people better.

[Parts]

Again can't get enough of it can ya

[Callaway]

Then what do you do when you take a laxitive and the shit still doesn't come out?

I think that most people would think of manual disimpaction as an extreme last resort, Spokane Girl.

However, if you have a large impaction the size of an apple, then it may be the last resort rather than going to the emergency room.

Another alternative to manual disimpaction if the impaction were not quite so large, would be an enema such as a Fleet's Enema, or a strong laxative such as a whole bottle of Magnesium Citrate.

If you or your parents are getting so constipated regularly, and the constipation doesn't improve by eating more fiber and drinking more water, you really need to go to the doctor and discuss it.

It would be much better to take something like Miralax every day to keep things from regularly getting to that point.

I hope that this article helps:

http://www.medicinenet.com/laxatives_for_constipation/article.htm

[Tesla]

I agree with Callaway.  What the hell do you people eat?  Seriously, what do you have on a daily basis.  I have only been constipated once in my life to the point where I felt the need to take a laxative.  How much water do you drink on a daily basis?

Your mother did this to you when you were 12?!  Why not go to a doctor?

[Rabbit From Hell]

I only ever get constipated like that if I eat way too much cheese.

[enronh]

You need fibre:   Bananas, berries (Blackberries and raspberries), Beans(green beans, lima beans, broad beans, pole beans and snap beans), Bran Cereals, breads (wheat, pumpernickel and seven grain), broccoli, Brussels sprouts, dried figs, liver, fish liver oils, kidneys, butter, some margarines and spreads, full cream dairy products, Carrots and sweet potatoes, broccoli, yellow and orange vegetables, chocolate , apple, pear, dried figs, greens (beet greens, collards, kale, spinach and turnip greens), lentils, peas, sweet corns, rice, bran flakes, prunes, weetbix, oats, whole meal breads, nuts and brown rice.
 

If none of that works you could try sticking a vaccum clearer up your ass!

[The_P]

"The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways."

In Spokane Girl's case, so are the worst.

Ass.

[Alex179]

This is disgusting haha.   No I haven't had to do this ever and I have only been constipated a few times in my life.   I think I have used a laxative once in my entire life and really I can't see needing anything more than that.   Do you have a diet with no fiber or something?

More importantly, why the hell do you keep bringing this and other scat type topics up?

[odeon]

That's one fucked-up family.

[Lucifer]

deja vu, anyone?

[enronh]

uh-huh