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Martini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.
Quote from: McAnarchist on June 03, 2013, 03:50:03 PMMartini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.With a cherry on top.
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 11:53:01 AMIt's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.It's so useful that it should be required reading for all noobs.
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 12:02:05 PMQuote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 11:53:01 AMIt's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.It's so useful that it should be required reading for all noobs. I'd set up the required permissions NOW if I could.