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Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.
Has anyone found any "treasure" by digging shit out of their ass?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part.
Quote from: AbsolutelyCrackers on January 02, 2011, 07:15:59 AMFuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there. sheesh, your not even trying to fit in are you!
So, I suspect no-one who has actually done this has ever heard of an enema?
Quote from: Tesla on November 09, 2007, 10:58:58 AMI agree with Callaway. What the hell do you people eat? Seriously, what do you have on a daily basis. I have only been constipated once in my life to the point where I felt the need to take a laxative. How much water do you drink on a daily basis?Your mother did this to you when you were 12?! Why not go to a doctor?My family has always cooked good meals, not unhealthy stuff. Constipation runs in my family. My BF has this too so him taking fiber pills makes him go more often. Yes my mother dug it out ofme when I was 12. They tried enema but I wouldn't hold it in me so the effect didn't take place. I drink water everyday but I never counted. I keep a water bottle in the fridge and keep it filled it with water. I drink water at work but its always at the water fountain. sometimes go to the cafateria and have a cup of water if I am on a break.
I agree with Callaway. What the hell do you people eat? Seriously, what do you have on a daily basis. I have only been constipated once in my life to the point where I felt the need to take a laxative. How much water do you drink on a daily basis?Your mother did this to you when you were 12?! Why not go to a doctor?
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating
Quote from: Heinrich on January 03, 2011, 12:41:07 PMthanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eatingYou're welcome. Click here for even more fun.