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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #450 on: April 17, 2016, 03:42:46 PM »
I opted out on the scent module when changing providers. So smelly n00bs is OK.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #451 on: April 17, 2016, 05:11:29 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 17, 2016, 03:42:46 PM
I opted out on the scent module when changing providers. So smelly n00bs is OK.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #452 on: June 24, 2016, 07:53:28 AM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #453 on: June 24, 2016, 04:16:44 PM »
An important topic. :M
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #454 on: June 24, 2016, 06:48:24 PM »
When you have IBS/colitis, digging it out is NOT an issue!   The Force flows as it will!   OY   :-\
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #455 on: June 25, 2016, 02:41:43 AM »
Bacterial infections FTW. :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #456 on: June 25, 2016, 02:43:00 AM »
And tapeworms and other squiggly gooey intestine explorers. .  :M
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #457 on: June 25, 2016, 02:45:40 AM »
Constipation doesn't have to be a problem.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #458 on: June 25, 2016, 02:48:59 AM »
Solutions are so simple.

A simple food-poisoning can bring alleviation.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #459 on: June 25, 2016, 07:38:45 AM »
SO walked past the computer and saw the "anal seepage" thread.

He was like WTF kind of forums do you go to anyways?
I told him "interesting ones"..."we also have a shit digging thread", but I couldn't be arsed to find it at the time.

Now I can show him, I think he thought I was joking. :LOL:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #460 on: June 25, 2016, 07:53:59 AM »
 :LMAO:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #461 on: June 25, 2016, 10:31:19 AM »
Yes, exactly. There is no need to suffer.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #462 on: July 12, 2016, 08:52:28 PM »
Chinese bots are looking at this now.

"Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your Coke!"

(We need a stereotypical, racist Chinese smiley now)
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #463 on: July 12, 2016, 09:59:54 PM »
There's this Japanese one.  :sumo:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #464 on: July 12, 2016, 10:09:33 PM »
I was thinking more like a head wearing one of those silly triangle hats, with narrow slit eyes, huge buck teeth and maybe even big coke bottle glasses.
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