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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #405 on: June 03, 2013, 10:39:53 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #406 on: June 04, 2013, 03:31:28 PM »
Quote from: McAnarchist on June 03, 2013, 03:50:03 PM
Martini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.

With a cherry on top.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #407 on: July 17, 2013, 06:51:23 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #408 on: August 22, 2013, 12:17:19 AM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #409 on: August 22, 2013, 04:56:50 AM »
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Guests reading this again.  :santa:

Perhaps they should print it for later reference. :)
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #410 on: August 22, 2013, 05:04:10 AM »
 :indeed: they could use it to wipe with in a TP emergency.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #411 on: August 22, 2013, 11:53:01 AM »
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #412 on: August 22, 2013, 12:02:05 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 11:53:01 AM
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.

It's so useful that it should be required reading for all noobs. :thumbup:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #413 on: August 22, 2013, 02:52:36 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on June 04, 2013, 03:31:28 PM
Quote from: McAnarchist on June 03, 2013, 03:50:03 PM
Martini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.
With a cherry on top.
Sounds like a prostate exam.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #414 on: August 22, 2013, 11:02:57 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 11:53:01 AM
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.

It's so useful that it should be required reading for all noobs. :thumbup:

I'd set up the required permissions NOW if I could. :laugh:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #415 on: August 23, 2013, 02:20:30 AM »
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 11:02:57 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 22, 2013, 12:02:05 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2013, 11:53:01 AM
It's good that it continues to be THE source for constipation information.

It's so useful that it should be required reading for all noobs. :thumbup:

I'd set up the required permissions NOW if I could. :laugh:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #416 on: October 14, 2013, 09:26:35 AM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #417 on: October 18, 2013, 12:33:54 PM »
There are perfectly good laxatives, you know. :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
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