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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #390 on: June 03, 2013, 02:27:07 PM »
why were you in a psychiatric hospital?

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #391 on: June 03, 2013, 02:30:18 PM »
My mom called butler mental first, because I wouldn't take my meds. I haven't changed a bit, and its now because of a court order that I take em. 
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #392 on: June 03, 2013, 02:46:48 PM »
How long were you in the hospital?
When did you get out?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #393 on: June 03, 2013, 03:10:56 PM »
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.

Time for me to invent a safe and effective poo removal tool. To the laboratory!

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #394 on: June 03, 2013, 03:13:41 PM »
The Romans already did 2000 years ago. Sponge on a stick :toporly:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #395 on: June 03, 2013, 03:47:13 PM »
The Romans already did 2000 years ago. Sponge on a stick :toporly:

That was for wiping. I mean to extract the jammed in hard impacted stuff some people get.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #396 on: June 03, 2013, 03:50:03 PM »
Martini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #397 on: June 03, 2013, 04:35:42 PM »
How long were you in the hospital?
When did you get out?

A year I guess.
been a few months, didn't go on here immediately, again just guessing
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #398 on: June 03, 2013, 05:23:17 PM »
I see you wearing a hat in your profile picture.
Did you lose your hair from the chemo?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #399 on: June 03, 2013, 06:41:32 PM »
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.


A Sundae spoon would be best long handle smallish scoop and available in sterling silver which does have antimicrobial properties  :nerdy:

I did not realize that about Silver.

A martini stirrer.
:indeed: just be sure not to put it back in the liquor cabinet.
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.

Time for me to invent a safe and effective poo removal tool. To the laboratory!
Good on ya mate!  :thumbup: There are some good suggestions for a starting point here. The practical testing phase will probably not be much fun.  :nerdy:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #400 on: June 03, 2013, 06:45:52 PM »
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap.  I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days. 
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #401 on: June 03, 2013, 06:51:58 PM »
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap.  I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #402 on: June 03, 2013, 07:01:56 PM »
I SWEAR TO GOD ADDING BEANS FIX MY BOWEL MESS, I AM PRETTY SURE THEM SEALS EAT BEANS.  I HIGHLY RECCOMEND BEANS! BETTER THAN MIRALAX!
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #403 on: June 03, 2013, 08:11:18 PM »
Fuck getting a girl pregnant. I want to get you pregnant!
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #404 on: June 03, 2013, 08:21:58 PM »
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap.  I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days.
Post a close up no eyebrow pic.