« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 24 25 [26] 27 28 ... 33   Go Down

Author Topic: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated  (Read 41955 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline bodie

  • Reflective Katoptronaphiliac of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 14394
  • Karma: 2113
  • Gender: Female
  • busy re arranging deck chairs on board the Titanic
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #375 on: June 01, 2013, 12:57:53 AM »
 :o
Logged
blah blah blah

P7PSP

  • Guest
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #376 on: June 01, 2013, 04:52:10 AM »
Logged

TheoK

  • Guest
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #377 on: June 01, 2013, 05:44:08 AM »
 :green:
Logged

Offline Genesis

  • The impostor who isn't from Old Country formerly known as Soviet Union
  • News Box Slave
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9815
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • The Blogger Was Here
    • Night Owl Redux
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #378 on: June 02, 2013, 10:26:17 PM »
 :poo: :fos: :fp: :trollface:
Logged

Quote from: Charlotte Quin on July 25, 2024, 06:11:16 AM
This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

Offline MLA

  • Elitest Aspie of the Aspie Elite
  • Modulator
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2844
  • Karma: 192
  • Gender: Male
  • The internet isn't a library, it's a stage.
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #379 on: June 03, 2013, 09:30:57 AM »
 :zombiefuck:
Logged

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #380 on: June 03, 2013, 09:38:28 AM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
:zombiefuck:

I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.
Logged
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

Offline MLA

  • Elitest Aspie of the Aspie Elite
  • Modulator
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2844
  • Karma: 192
  • Gender: Male
  • The internet isn't a library, it's a stage.
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #381 on: June 03, 2013, 09:39:23 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 03, 2013, 09:38:28 AM
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
:zombiefuck:

I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.

it was highly reccomended.  wtf IS this shit?
Logged

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #382 on: June 03, 2013, 09:42:36 AM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:39:23 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 03, 2013, 09:38:28 AM
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
:zombiefuck:

I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.

it was highly reccomended.  wtf IS this shit?

A testament to high quality shitposting on I^2.
Logged
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

P7PSP

  • Guest
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #383 on: June 03, 2013, 12:30:40 PM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:39:23 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 03, 2013, 09:38:28 AM
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
:zombiefuck:

I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.

it was highly reccomended.  wtf IS this shit?
It had been dead for over three years when I bumped it on December 31st 2010 after viewing Who's Online and noticing a guest reading it. Spokane Girl has a scat fetish which I find amusing in a very warped way.
Logged

Offline El-Presidente

  • Caliph of the Aspie Elite
  • Modulator
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1706
  • Karma: 177
  • Gender: Male
  • I love kitties! Fluffy kitties are nice!!
    • ASD Community
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #384 on: June 03, 2013, 01:18:58 PM »
What is the best poo prying implement?
Logged

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37468
  • Karma: 3061
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #385 on: June 03, 2013, 01:29:37 PM »
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:39:23 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 03, 2013, 09:38:28 AM
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 03, 2013, 09:30:57 AM
:zombiefuck:

I see you've discovered this thread. Usually it's bumped every time a guest is caught lurking in it likely thinking "WTF is this shit?" too.

it was highly reccomended.  wtf IS this shit?

It shows up for me on Google as the number to result with       digging,  shit,  out   :zoinks:
Logged
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

P7PSP

  • Guest
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #386 on: June 03, 2013, 01:31:21 PM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 03, 2013, 01:18:58 PM
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.
Logged

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37468
  • Karma: 3061
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #387 on: June 03, 2013, 01:39:04 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 03, 2013, 01:31:21 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 03, 2013, 01:18:58 PM
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.


A Sundae spoon would be best long handle smallish scoop and available in sterling silver which does have antimicrobial properties  :nerdy:

Logged
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #388 on: June 03, 2013, 01:40:56 PM »
A martini stirrer.
Logged
Misunderstood.

Offline DayGlowRandy

  • Part of the Chaos
  • ***
  • Posts: 60
  • Karma: 8
  • Gender: Male
Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #389 on: June 03, 2013, 02:15:19 PM »
Miralax sucks, I should know because I take it, because of the narcotics I take, because of cancer.  I have to self disclipline my self for it to work, nothing works better, than diet and exercise.  I got more regular as soon as I left elanor slator hospital.  I see a six pack devolping.   I have to say fuck you to elanor slator hospital because my belly is all mess up because of their dumb diet and lack of exercise.  I was cleaner before I got in there.
Logged
sex deprived nut Fitness buff I don't want a date from anyone here, excuse me, but I don't think you could put enough for me. I have multiple orgasms and don't stop ejaculating for a long time,  I need a doctor.  Dentist said good genes and no cavities. I sensei my diet and clothing (everything black and white)
Pages: 1 ... 24 25 [26] 27 28 ... 33   Go Up
« previous next »