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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #360 on: March 09, 2013, 08:45:03 AM »
This thread is a true public service.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #361 on: April 09, 2013, 09:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Kit on November 09, 2007, 03:01:04 AM
My dad just did this a few days ago because he wasn't feeling well due to his constipation so he took my advice and did it after he took a suppository. It didn't hurt he said but told me to quiet down because I was in the locker room at work when I was talking to him on my cell phon and there were a few employees in there.

I can remember my mother first doing this to me when I was 12 and it hurt like hell. My mother dug her own shit out when she was in college because she was constipated real bad. Believe me I was real grossed out when I first had to dig out my own shit when I was 16 or 17 and it hurt like hell. I used to say "ew ew" everytime I did it, then I got used to it so I am no longer grossed out by this anymore.

Did that just happen?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #362 on: April 10, 2013, 08:22:19 AM »
nah, 2007, it's history. Or coprolite maybe.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #363 on: May 02, 2013, 01:39:12 PM »
Damn, this thread is only 25 pages long. That's too short, for such a treasure.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #364 on: May 02, 2013, 07:48:20 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #365 on: May 02, 2013, 07:50:04 PM »
awesome avatar, blue one.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #366 on: May 02, 2013, 07:51:07 PM »
Quote from: Jack on May 02, 2013, 07:50:04 PM
awesome avatar, blue one.
I like the blue part
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #367 on: May 02, 2013, 07:51:53 PM »
Me too.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #369 on: May 03, 2013, 09:45:08 AM »
Maybe I should include search words in the headers.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #370 on: May 03, 2013, 09:51:32 AM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #371 on: June 01, 2013, 12:00:27 AM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #372 on: June 01, 2013, 12:09:44 AM »
I rarely suffer from constipation. I have healthy bowels. Apparently Chairman Mao used to get a faithful comrade to pluck offending turds from his glorious anus.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #373 on: June 01, 2013, 12:14:31 AM »
That sounds like a real drawback to living in a cult of personality dictatorship.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #374 on: June 01, 2013, 12:54:50 AM »
In Salò...  :thumbup:

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