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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #315 on: October 28, 2012, 12:43:16 PM »
Fuck me my ass took a beating this morning. I had to cut the turd in half with a butter knife it was so long and sticking up out of the water. It would have clogged up my toilet for shure,  :nerdy:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #316 on: October 28, 2012, 12:44:49 PM »
TMI  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #317 on: October 28, 2012, 12:48:27 PM »
This whole topic is TMI, bubba. :LMAO:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #318 on: October 28, 2012, 05:38:39 PM »
Fuck me my ass took a beating this morning. I had to cut the turd in half with a butter knife it was so long and sticking up out of the water. It would have clogged up my toilet for shure,  :nerdy:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #319 on: October 28, 2012, 05:54:29 PM »
Fuck me my ass took a beating this morning. I had to cut the turd in half with a butter knife it was so long and sticking up out of the water. It would have clogged up my toilet for shure,  :nerdy:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #320 on: October 28, 2012, 07:41:57 PM »
Its was an enormous shit you guys. must have weighd as much as a small poney, (not as charming of course but just as beautiful.) When you see something that gnarley come out of you, coupled with the sensation of it exiting your body its almost as cool as just about doing anything illegal and against the law
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #321 on: October 29, 2012, 03:52:27 AM »
Its was an enormous shit you guys. must have weighd as much as a small poney, (not as charming of course but just as beautiful.) When you see something that gnarley come out of you, coupled with the sensation of it exiting your body its almost as cool as just about doing anything illegal and against the law

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #322 on: October 29, 2012, 09:19:38 AM »
Fuck me my ass took a beating this morning. I had to cut the turd in half with a butter knife it was so long and sticking up out of the water. It would have clogged up my toilet for shure,  :nerdy:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #323 on: November 03, 2012, 09:15:09 AM »
There is a market for this:
  
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #324 on: November 03, 2012, 09:19:40 AM »
If people like that game they should come over my house and they can play with the real thing :zoinks:   
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #325 on: November 03, 2012, 10:57:38 AM »
That game made me laugh. I thought it was a joke at first. But I have seen animal key chains where you squeeze them and poo comes out of them and then when you unsqueeze it, poo goes back in. Fake poo of course. I also remember when I was in my junior year of high school, these girls used to draw animals on the board and then make some black dots behind their behind and would write "poop" on the board. Some other kids thought that was so gross. It was mostly this one girl that did it.

My ex boyfriend used to say "I have to go poo" when he would use the bathroom. I always found it funny because I picture Pooh Bear because of the word poo. I also remember the joke in 7th grade, why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

When we first got a miniature Schnauzer, she got constipated one day so my dad had to dig it out of her and he was telling me that story in the car and my brothers ruined it for me by telling him to be quiet about it. But my dad said he was done telling the story anyway. Mom one time dug it out of me when I was 12 because I was so badly constipated. It was the worst one ever. It hurt like heck. Then at age 16 I started to do it myself and I got used to it. 


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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #326 on: November 03, 2012, 01:37:52 PM »
Is it a regular thing for people to dig shit out of each others asses? It's never happened to me before   :dunno:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #327 on: November 03, 2012, 01:49:57 PM »
Is it a regular thing for people to dig shit out of each others asses? It's never happened to me before   :dunno:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #328 on: November 03, 2012, 02:18:19 PM »
And even the poor dog gets affected by it :(

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #329 on: November 03, 2012, 05:28:52 PM »
And even the poor dog gets affected by it :(
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