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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #225 on: December 24, 2011, 09:35:07 AM »
Very :green:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #226 on: December 24, 2011, 03:23:57 PM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #227 on: December 24, 2011, 04:12:34 PM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.

But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that?  :autism:












I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #228 on: December 24, 2011, 04:41:11 PM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.

But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that?  :autism:













I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:

No, it didn't make me think of this thread.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #229 on: December 24, 2011, 06:56:27 PM »
It will now :P
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #230 on: December 25, 2011, 03:33:41 AM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.


Me too. I guess everyone can keep doing that to be frugal.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #231 on: December 25, 2011, 04:26:52 AM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.


Me too. I guess everyone can keep doing that to be frugal.

It's better to replace the bag since fine dust clogs up the pores of the used bag, reducing suction.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #232 on: December 25, 2011, 05:47:18 AM »
I should have simply marked this thread read.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #233 on: December 25, 2011, 06:16:18 AM »
I should have simply marked this thread read.  :zombiefuck:

 But why?  They're just talking about vacuum cleaners.  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #234 on: December 25, 2011, 10:49:16 PM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:
I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.
I have too. It isn't as good as having a replacement though.

Edit: Just saw your post above about the replacement being better as the suction is more efficient. This is why I prefer vacuum cleaners that use bags over the fancy "bagless" ones.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2011, 10:51:27 PM by renaeden »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #235 on: December 26, 2011, 04:46:11 PM »
I should have simply marked this thread read.  :zombiefuck:

 But why?  They're just talking about vacuum cleaners.  :zoinks:

I'm just sensitive. :GA:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #236 on: December 26, 2011, 05:20:11 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #237 on: December 26, 2011, 09:18:03 PM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.

But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that?  :autism:












I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:

Did you use a teaspoon to empty it?  :orly:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #238 on: December 26, 2011, 09:24:18 PM »
I dug a vacuum-cleaner bag empty, because they were completely sold out here in the village.

While I poked in through the hole, teasing clutters of dust out, I had to think of this thread.  :asthing:

I have emptied and reused a vacuum cleaner bag before as well when I didn't have a replacement one.

But, did it make you think of this thread, while you did that?  :autism:












I've done it before, but that was before my I2 days. Now, it has become a whole new experience. :LMAO:

Did you use a teaspoon to empty it?  :orly:

I used my fingers.

 :lol:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #239 on: December 26, 2011, 11:33:38 PM »
Are bagless ones okay? Do they last a while too? I have a bagless vacuum. I just have to open the thing to empty it out. After every few vacuumes, it needs to be emptied. That's how fast it gets full.