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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #135 on: April 09, 2011, 05:35:24 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #136 on: April 12, 2011, 06:29:11 PM »
The crew that I train with recently took someone to the ER with Severe ABdominal pain r/t severe constipation.  Pretty bad and the patient was a bit  :screwy: to begin with.   We wound up hauling them back "home" later that night.  But, the report we got was pretty  :puke:  :facepalm2:

We didn't know it was constipation until we were called back.   Alcohol and drug related!   ::)
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #137 on: April 12, 2011, 06:49:19 PM »



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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #138 on: April 15, 2011, 07:08:07 PM »
My medications made me constipated and I had to dig out my own shit. It felt like wood. It cut the skin under my nails. It was awful.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #139 on: April 15, 2011, 07:15:17 PM »
Eat lotsa prunes! :autism:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #140 on: April 15, 2011, 08:50:37 PM »
I take fish oil. I am no longer constipated by my medications.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #141 on: April 26, 2011, 01:10:44 AM »
I see this thread is still popular with the guests.  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #142 on: April 26, 2011, 11:17:46 AM »
Indeed.  I want to be forever immortalized by posting in it as well  :autism:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #143 on: April 26, 2011, 11:53:45 AM »
Dude. If you can't shit, go to the fucking doctor.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #144 on: April 26, 2011, 04:05:11 PM »


For fuck's sake, can this thread be moved somewhere so guests can't read it?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #145 on: April 26, 2011, 04:08:26 PM »
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For fuck's sake, can this thread be moved somewhere so guests can't read it?

Don't be so shitty.   :zoinks:

 
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #146 on: April 26, 2011, 04:12:42 PM »
Think of the public service we are doing to the Asperger's community with this as one of the leading posts from the site  :autism:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #147 on: April 26, 2011, 04:35:58 PM »
Digging shit out of your ass is  :viking:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #148 on: April 26, 2011, 04:38:04 PM »
Kit is the postergirl for aspergers :autism:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #149 on: April 26, 2011, 04:38:58 PM »
What is that supposed to mean?^
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