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Re: Where I wish I was...
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2007, 12:38:43 PM »
More and more I've been wishing I was a patient at a mental hospital.  I was driving by one the other day, and considered turning in and checking in.  It's got a very pretty campus, and the weather is so nice lately.  It'd be great to just hang out on the grass, watching the shadows move across the ground. 
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Re: Where I wish I was...
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Re: Where I wish I was...
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2007, 02:59:10 PM »
Quote from: ImFionaBitch! on November 06, 2007, 12:38:43 PM
More and more I've been wishing I was a patient at a mental hospital.  I was driving by one the other day, and considered turning in and checking in.  It's got a very pretty campus, and the weather is so nice lately.  It'd be great to just hang out on the grass, watching the shadows move across the ground. 
Mental hospitals aren't that bad.   They just drug you up and take away your shoe laces.   Then the doctors try to figure out what mixture of meds they are going to put you on.   The people there were a trip and a half, I know I could have gotten laid there too (but its a mental hospital lmao).
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Re: Where I wish I was...
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2007, 03:26:22 PM »
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on November 06, 2007, 02:59:10 PM
Quote from: ImFionaBitch! on November 06, 2007, 12:38:43 PM
More and more I've been wishing I was a patient at a mental hospital.  I was driving by one the other day, and considered turning in and checking in.  It's got a very pretty campus, and the weather is so nice lately.  It'd be great to just hang out on the grass, watching the shadows move across the ground. 
Mental hospitals aren't that bad.   They just drug you up and take away your shoe laces.   Then the doctors try to figure out what mixture of meds they are going to put you on.   The people there were a trip and a half, I know I could have gotten laid there too (but its a mental hospital lmao).
Sex with mental patient chicks...  the statistical probability of me ever fulfilling that is infinitesimal if I don't go to a hospital.  It's just sounding better and better. 


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Re: Where I wish I was...
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2007, 03:30:21 PM »
Exactly, as crazy as you might be... there will always be people that much crazier than you in a mental hospital.   Very likely that there is at least one really crazy woman who loves to fuck everyone.   It seems there were a couple there the last time I stayed a week in the mental health center.
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Re: Where I wish I was...
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2007, 07:27:27 PM »
Quote from: ImFionaBitch! on November 06, 2007, 03:26:22 PM
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on November 06, 2007, 02:59:10 PM
Quote from: ImFionaBitch! on November 06, 2007, 12:38:43 PM
More and more I've been wishing I was a patient at a mental hospital.  I was driving by one the other day, and considered turning in and checking in.  It's got a very pretty campus, and the weather is so nice lately.  It'd be great to just hang out on the grass, watching the shadows move across the ground. 
Mental hospitals aren't that bad.   They just drug you up and take away your shoe laces.   Then the doctors try to figure out what mixture of meds they are going to put you on.   The people there were a trip and a half, I know I could have gotten laid there too (but its a mental hospital lmao).
Sex with mental patient chicks...  the statistical probability of me ever fulfilling that is infinitesimal if I don't go to a hospital.  It's just sounding better and better.
It is not so good when they give you medications and you can't function because you are twitching so much. Or because they don't know what to do with you, they give you ECT and you forget stuff that you would rather remember.
The routine is good and other things too but it is not always a pleasant experience.

I would like to be on a nice long bushwalk for a few weeks.
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Re: Where I wish I was...
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2007, 07:37:07 PM »
Yeah, I suppose the hospital wouldn't be such a great idea.  Maybe someday.  For now though, I think I just need a vacation.
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Re: Where I wish I was...
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2007, 07:40:19 PM »
Quote from: ImFionaBitch! on November 06, 2007, 07:37:07 PM
Yeah, I suppose the hospital wouldn't be such a great idea.  Maybe someday.  For now though, I think I just need a vacation.
A vacation where you can do as you please and just relax is the best kind, I think.
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