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maldoror · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:35:22 PM »

No, only one of us. The other goes on a hiking expedition to china and is killed by a black bear with an acute case of priapism

maldoror · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:35:47 PM »

Priapism of the penis?

maldoror · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:36:34 PM »

Yes indeed. Speaking of penii, I was wondering if you would like touch to mine maybe. And lick it. And whipped cream should be involved.

maldoror · « **Reply #18 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:37:10 PM »

Whipped cream?

maldoror · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:37:56 PM »

Yes, and a penis or two. And a vagina or two. An d a cherry.

* TheFrugalMallard whipped cream

maldoror · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:39:02 PM »

My uncle was killed by a flying cherry that was infected with the plague and was also on the top of a bullet.

maldoror · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:39:38 PM »

Bullet?

maldoror · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:40:48 PM »

Yes. A bullet being given a lap dance by a bear who likes tomatoes and is fucking ON TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER SO DON'T TRY ANYTHING CLEVER.

maldoror · « **Reply #23 on:** November 05, 2007, 02:49:05 AM »

CROWN TOILET EMPEROR

INTENSITY²