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« on: November 04, 2007, 07:52:59 PM »
Watch as I take a cue from Richard and spam myself.

DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT TO STAY ON MY GOOD SIDE>
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2007, 07:53:53 PM »
Hi, you (me).

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Re: Spam!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 07:55:17 PM »
Really? 'Cause my tomatoes are in the inside of a dryer.
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2007, 07:56:55 PM »
hawt. Just like Paris Hilton
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2007, 08:00:35 PM »
Here it is. The whipped cream. For sex.  :eyebrows: I repeat.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2007, 08:00:52 PM »
For THE sex?
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2007, 08:01:40 PM »
Yes. Hawt, like a duck trapped in a washing machine. I wanna be on you...
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2007, 08:09:46 PM »
I want to have sex with a coffin. But my vagine in side of it's penis.
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2007, 08:20:17 PM »
THE sex with a coffin?
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2007, 08:20:47 PM »
Yes, so me and death can get to all the fuckin' and a-suckin
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2007, 08:42:30 PM »
I got to the fuckin' and a suckin' with the prince of darkness once. We cuddled afterwards.
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2007, 09:15:41 PM »
* TheFrugalMallard farts out the ear

I want to cuddle with you. Can we cuddle?
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2007, 09:20:31 PM »
We'll cuddle in puddles of muddled insurance salesmen with Sciatica pains.
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2007, 09:33:58 PM »
and then everything explodes and we wake up next to Julia Roberts
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Re: Spam!
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2007, 09:34:41 PM »
BOTH of us?
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