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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2007, 07:51:48 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:44:05 PM
You wouldn't fit,
'lessin' I wasn't in them.

i would have to lose some weight.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2007, 07:52:15 PM »
I was actually my cats first and only sexual experience... Then I castrated him. :mwhaha: I don't like cats humping on my arms and legs...
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2007, 07:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:51:48 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:44:05 PM
You wouldn't fit,
'lessin' I wasn't in them.

i would have to lose some weight.

OR, I could get pants big enough
for both of us. Mine barely fit me.
Shit, I'm getting fat.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2007, 07:54:01 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 07:52:15 PM
I was actually my cats first and only sexual experience... Then I castrated him. :mwhaha: I don't like cats humping on my arms and legs...

You can still have a sexual experience with even a neutered cat.
Tuna fish is a good enticement.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2007, 07:54:36 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 07:43:15 PM
Well, what would you like to know?

do you live in Åmål? :eyebrows:
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2007, 07:55:56 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:53:20 PM
OR, I could get pants big enough
for both of us. Mine barely fit me.
Shit, I'm getting fat.

you're getting muscular. :-*
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2007, 07:58:40 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:55:56 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:53:20 PM
OR, I could get pants big enough
for both of us. Mine barely fit me.
Shit, I'm getting fat.

you're getting muscular. :-*

Not just. I had it pointed out that
it might be more. I fear 'tis true.
Fucking winter weight.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2007, 08:01:03 PM »
protects you.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2007, 08:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:54:36 PM
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 07:43:15 PM
Well, what would you like to know?

do you live in Åmål? :eyebrows:
No, I don't live in Åmål and even if I did live there I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2007, 08:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 08:01:03 PM
protects you.

Yeah, but I shouldn't need it here.

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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2007, 08:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 08:03:13 PM
I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
:-[

I'd prefer that.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2007, 08:06:53 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 08:03:13 PM
I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
:-[

I'd prefer that.
You wouldn't get any then and you know it, you should be happy I'm bi though.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #42 on: November 04, 2007, 08:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 08:06:53 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 08:03:13 PM
I wouldn't be a 14-year old lesbian.
:-[

I'd prefer that.
You wouldn't get any then and you know it, you should be happy I'm bi though.

Young means convertible.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2007, 08:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 08:08:02 PM
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 08:06:53 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
:-[

I'd prefer that.
You wouldn't get any then and you know it, you should be happy I'm bi though.

Young means convertible.
Yeah, I know it's wonderful! A reason why I like young girls!
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2007, 08:11:04 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 08:10:03 PM

Yeah, I know it's wonderful! A reason why I like young girls!

We have SO much in common :heart:
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