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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2007, 07:19:55 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:17:04 PM
then what's that dripping on the side?
Gelatin and fruits!
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2007, 07:21:15 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:17:43 PM
Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.

your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2007, 07:22:52 PM »
you need whipped cream, cake.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2007, 07:23:55 PM »
Can I whip your cream? :eyebrows:
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2007, 07:26:29 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:17:43 PM
Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.

your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.

Flattery will get you everywhere.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2007, 07:33:09 PM »
Hey. What's yr. life?
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2007, 07:36:02 PM »
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 07:23:55 PM
Can I whip your cream? :eyebrows:

you can whip it and lick it. :eyebrows:
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2007, 07:37:07 PM »
Well, I do get whip cream from guys when I feel for it. But I don't think I need it, but if you'd like whip cream I'm sure I can find a whip cream donar for you.

My life? Well, it's exciting at times but mostly boring. Things you don't want to do but you have to do makes life pretty dull.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2007, 07:38:28 PM »
tell us about yourself, Fruitcake.

Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:26:29 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:17:43 PM
Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.

your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

i want in your pants. :eyebrows:
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2007, 07:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:36:02 PM
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 07:23:55 PM
Can I whip your cream? :eyebrows:

you can whip it and lick it. :eyebrows:

Nah, no lick, but I bet I can play with it just as good as any licking I might do.

I'll kiss it and make it better after all the whipping.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2007, 07:41:53 PM by First Tsurugi »
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2007, 07:43:15 PM »
Well, what would you like to know? I mostly hang out with my two older brothers and our friends, since we are pretty close. And if I don't do that I hang out with my own friends, or go to a random LARP. I'm currently studying trying to make my way to the graduation from school of social works and public administration. I have a cat named Plus, he usually sleeps in my bed.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2007, 07:44:05 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:38:28 PM
tell us about yourself, Fruitcake.

Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:26:29 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:17:43 PM
Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.

your hotness melts them, dear.
then i can smear.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

i want in your pants. :eyebrows:

You wouldn't fit,
'lessin' I wasn't in them.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2007, 07:47:42 PM »
Cats are wonderful.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2007, 07:48:55 PM »
And not just sexually.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2007, 07:50:24 PM »
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 07:40:09 PM
I'll kiss it and make it better after all the whipping.

you certainly have the lips for it, loverboy. :-*
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