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You can call me Fruitcake!
« on: November 04, 2007, 06:33:19 PM »
Hello y'all! I'm a Swedish aspie and people call me Fruitcake, since they think I'm nutty. I got introduced to this site by Calandale, actually, that little prick. I live in Stockholm and I currently study, still living at home since it's so incredibly hard to find an apartment.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2007, 06:41:57 PM »
Good to see ya.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 07:03:48 PM »
hi! ahem, villkommen... or was that german? my crappy swedish is rusty.

anyhow, jag är hungrig. so a fruitcake comes in handy. :P i'm just kidding fruitcake.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2007, 07:06:49 PM »
If you eat her, I want pics.
That's my right, you know.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2007, 07:07:43 PM »
 :eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2007, 07:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:07:43 PM
:eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.

Will you leave the cake for me?
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2007, 07:08:54 PM »
Hello Fruitcake.

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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2007, 07:11:25 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:08:27 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:07:43 PM
:eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.

Will you leave the cake for me?

i will smear it all over your body... :P
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2007, 07:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:11:25 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:08:27 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:07:43 PM
:eyebrows: i'll lick the frosting that's all.

Will you leave the cake for me?

i will smear it all over your body... :P

I ought to make a cake.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2007, 07:14:30 PM »
Fruitcake always has nuts, I'm allergic to nuts.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2007, 07:15:45 PM »
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 07:14:30 PM
Fruitcake always has nuts, I'm allergic to nuts.
Same here, most tree nuts make me sick as hell.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2007, 07:16:06 PM »
Well, hi people! The top of the a Fruitcake isn't really frosting, but feel free lick it anyway, but I rather not be smeared all over Cals body, I'm not the smearing kind.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2007, 07:17:04 PM »
then what's that dripping on the side?
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2007, 07:17:43 PM »
Quote from: Fruitcake on November 04, 2007, 07:16:06 PM
Well, hi people! The top of the a Fruitcake isn't really frosting, but feel free lick it anyway, but I rather not be smeared all over Cals body, I'm not the smearing kind.

Milla would melt you,
so you'd be easily smeared.
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Re: You can call me Fruitcake!
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2007, 07:19:18 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:17:04 PM
then what's that dripping on the side?
That is from all the licking that has already occured beforehand.
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