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Offline Calandale

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Re: Teasing
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2007, 01:28:38 PM »
you are cute.

Don't insult me. Just worship
is sufficient.

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Re: Teasing
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2007, 01:31:09 PM »
you are cute, master.
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2007, 01:36:32 PM »
I love the look in your eyes,
kneeling in front of me.

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Re: Teasing
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2007, 01:38:13 PM »
before i sink my teeth in.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2007, 02:09:52 PM »
Uhng. NOW you've done it.

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Re: Teasing
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2007, 12:41:38 PM »
* Boss of the Ass Fairies is really horny

I upped it to 131.5 pills, and I don;t eat fuckn retarded piece of shit skittles.  The model, Carol Alt takes around 200 pills a day, and eat has a great diet.  That is what I was doing before I read that in the life extension magazine.  My grandmother was a pill popper to.  All those pills definitely makes the  minium amount of vegetables reccomended by the USDA.  Last night I bought some spirulina, and I felt my desire go up after taking 9 grams.  Its true, it is a sexual rejuvinatior.

Rambling to you is a low attention span?  Why donesn't that surprise me.  A healthier lifestyle increased my attention span enough so I can pay attention to being pushed near the edge.  At that time, I have the inclanation to act bipolar, but because of my increased health, I can notice what mood I am in and stop it.

No matter what I say about my mom, I will always love her, even in her manias.  It alot easier to love her during those times when I am in calmn.

I admited to Jessica Last night, I was just teasing her.  I only attack when she is being exceptionally selfish, which is rare.  She is mean first though.  Only two times have I ever made a real mean joke to her, the whole time we been together.  If she was fat, I would not say fat slob.  It something  less, not saying she is retard either.  That is a great exaggeration, and its a bit low for me. If Carla was my boyfriend, she would get alot more respect from me, as my brother and I give diamonds when they ask for roses.  My behavior on here is worse than when on the phone with someone I love, alot worse.  Its not an environmentt that provokes me, a place I need to exercise my self controll if I choose.  I can choose to act bipolar if I want to, so ha hah!  Fire at will!
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2007, 12:58:08 PM »
Could you give us a breakdown as to what these pills actually are...

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Re: Teasing
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2007, 01:17:58 PM »
Essential fatty acids- brain health
Ginko biloba - brain health liver health digestive health
alfalfa nutritive all around health  has energizing octoconsanol
vitamin d nutrient
vitamin c nutrient
vitamin e nutrient
multivitamin mineral  with ginko extract and lycopene nutrients
chromium nutrient
biotin nutrient
multi vegetables in powdered form, includes some fruit extracts.  Has nutrient dense wheat grass chlorrea
etc
vitamin b complex nutrients
spirulina nutritive all around health  sea veges are sexual rejuvinators
astragalus liver immune kidney adrenal spleen cardovascular health  astragalus is adaptogen and nutritive like ginseng
marine alage includes spirulina another algae and watercress
ginseng adaptogen nutritive genital liver immune cardovascular health
green tea lymphatic immune liver health
chamomile tea skin hair nervous system health
reservatrol from red wine.  Cardovascular health may increase human's maximum lifespan  activates stirullian longevity genes.  Actually a few other extracts are included in that pill like pomegrante extract, a terrific source of antioxidants

I could go in deeper, but not that deeper I want :wanker:

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Re: Teasing
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2007, 01:29:31 PM »
I am not dumb, I know someone is watching me.

 :moon: Tease tease, execise and diet makes it right  tease tease :laugh:
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2007, 12:18:04 PM »
Still horny, christ.  Its kind of hard for me to do my aerobics without first jacking off.  Each orgasm is scary strong to boot.
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2007, 12:25:01 PM »
Can't you somehow incorperate exercise with your masturbation?  Like tie 30lb weights to your wrist... or have a stationary bike powered masturbation machine?
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2007, 12:28:11 PM »
I wish

Chirst, fuckn so horny I could have seizure.  That brings back memories, times when I trauma disorder was so bad, I had one of those a few times.    Christ fuckn soon as I got EMDR work done, that is when it started. It got worse, but fuck, I don't get those anymore.  I am the master of stress, nothing bothers me now.
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2007, 12:35:55 PM »
Tease some more...

Bipolar patrons would make great drill instructors, make you nice and tough like me.  Make fuckn fun of you saying your hypochondriac, when you have undiagnoised skin cancer.  I appeared fine, but at  times I have a sense for these things.  Say I am going to killl you over their dying mom's bed.

Still I say, I am happy, as I am now extremely tollerant of stress.  Thanks mom :laugh:
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Re: Teasing
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2007, 02:47:39 PM »
It's good that she helps you with your horniness.

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Re: Teasing
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2007, 07:30:15 PM »
EMDR?
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