I wish I was a mom but sometimes replace mom with human.

I'm a pretty piss-poor mom. Think free range with an evil twist. Momhood isn't for everyone. It's a freaking miracle The PR has survived this long with my laissez-faire approach to life.
Edited to change loss poor to piss-poor. my post is ALL screwed up, but i won't delete it and screw up the database.
Yeah, I probably suck. According to SO and my MIL I always did, but they were like helicopters....the things you wish you would have known BEFORE you have kids with someone.