Author Topic: Ass fairies - a time to go? (Read 974 times)

Calandale · « **Reply #30 on:** November 04, 2007, 03:20:57 PM »

Eggs in the ass can be fun, but messy.

SovaNu · « **Reply #31 on:** November 04, 2007, 03:33:33 PM »

don't break it.

Calandale · « **Reply #32 on:** November 04, 2007, 03:43:52 PM »

Thrusting vigorously can do that though.

Rabbit From Hell · « **Reply #33 on:** November 04, 2007, 03:44:38 PM »

This assfairy stuff is crap. Get rid of it.

duncvis · « **Reply #34 on:** November 04, 2007, 04:41:49 PM »

Eggs in the ass can be fun, but messy.

hardboiled might be better.

Calandale · « **Reply #35 on:** November 04, 2007, 04:51:21 PM »

Boiled ass would hurt.

duncvis · « **Reply #36 on:** November 04, 2007, 04:56:51 PM »

you're supposed to let them cool first. No wonder you have roids.

Calandale · « **Reply #37 on:** November 04, 2007, 05:05:40 PM »

I just imagine dipping my ass
in boiling anything isn't going to
do any good. No matter how
hard it gets.

maldoror · « **Reply #38 on:** November 04, 2007, 05:08:57 PM »

Eggs in the bum seems kind of counterintuitive to me. surely there are better things to place in the bum.

Calandale · « **Reply #39 on:** November 04, 2007, 05:11:09 PM »

Ice cubes?

THAT I do.

maldoror · « **Reply #40 on:** November 04, 2007, 05:14:26 PM »

Yeah. Or, if you wanted to stick with dairy products, a good sized Parmesan wedge would do nicely.

Of course, eggs are supposedly protein.

SovaNu · « **Reply #41 on:** December 04, 2007, 03:38:57 AM »

Ice cubes?

THAT I do.

popsicles? experiment with shapes and sizes.

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