Why it sucks being forever single

[Mr Smith]

Friends? What are they?

Seriously though, this happens with
exceedingly close friendships. I've
been on both sides. You can't spend
every day together with a friend, AND
with your SO.

Don't think I've ever been in a situation
where things were completely cut off
because of this, though.

Yeah I agree I guess. My best friend got a  BF and it totally sucked. Also I get pretty close with single guy friends, they find out I don't want to root them so they find someone else and spend all their time with them.

I don't really have many friends so I suppose it's worse, people with lots of friends just go and hang out with a different one if one doesn't want to.

[Alex179]

Root them?   Is that another way of saying screw them?

They aren't really your friends if they can't put up with you not being attracted to them sexually of course.

[Peter]

Also I get pretty close with single guy friends, they find out I don't want to root them so they find someone else and spend all their time with them.

Boinking; the fastest way to make friends and the surest way to keep them.

[Ass Fairy 69]

Boinking; the fastest way to make friends and the surest way to keep them.

And people wonder why we find large social events to be so tiring.

[Calandale]

Even orgies?

[Mr Smith]

Boinking; the fastest way to make friends and the surest way to keep them.

And people wonder why we find large social events to be so tiring.

Fuck that's a big arse.

[Calandale]

I'd rather fuck a tight little one.

[Mr Smith]

Why not a tight huge one like his avatar..


seriously, when you've only looked at the arses of your family, It kinda shocks me that someones torso is half as wide as their arse.

[Mr Smith]

I think I need to make a sound clip about the arse.

FUCK THAT'S A BIG ARSE!

It wouldn't usually be, but it's on such a freaking TINY lady..

[Calandale]

Yeah. She's ok, other than that.
Looks sloppy, to say the least.

But, ass fairies can't be too picky.

[Tesla]

I could tell you the Elvish word for friend... but have no idea how to make or keep one.

Yes, I am that big of a loser.

[Parts]

I just consider myself very lucky to have met my wife and that she puts up with me or I believe I would be in the same boat.  Although for me it's dogs not cats.  Outside of my wife I don't have many friends IRL those I do I suspect are on the spectrum and we only talk when there is something to talk about in our shared interests.

[El]

:/  Other side of the fence:  I feel a little bad about the fact that while I'm still hanging out with my main social group, I haven't hung out with a friend of mine I seemed to be starting to reconnect with after two years; he had made a decision to hang out with his friends more.  I'm not sure how much blame I can take because my non-single status coincided not only with the boyfriend, but with a new 20-hour-a-week job, and because this friend is a great guy/very fun but he does tend to be a little flaky about actually hanging out when he says he means to.  Example:  He texts me asking when I'm free, I leave him a voicemail, he doesn't reply until the time I had stated is past.  I usually don't make plans far ahead of time because they tend to get broken.

[Rabbit From Hell]

Because whenever you make friends, they get a GF/BF and you never see them again. It's like friends are meaningless. Like, not worth it. It would be sweet to get a group of friends that would never ever get a BF or GF.

Like that would happen though, I should just make do with cats.

Yeah, I'm going to get a cat as soon as I am able to move in a place that allows them.  I'm wanting a Maine Coon.

[Christopher McCandless]

Is it a problem getting a partner of your own, if this really bothers you?