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Offline Ass Fairy 69

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #105 on: November 01, 2007, 03:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy13 on October 30, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Sorry I'm late.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #106 on: November 01, 2007, 04:50:57 PM »
Welcome ass fairy 69- do you have any special ass fairy talents?
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #107 on: November 01, 2007, 04:52:49 PM »
Ass attack on the former ass fairy lover!
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #108 on: November 01, 2007, 04:55:02 PM »
Less of the former- I just changed my name back because my kids occasionally sneak up on me and its a lot harder to hide a user name than it is the other stuff, I'm still an ass fairy lover in spirit (and in reality later tonight  :eyebrows:)
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Offline Ass Fairy 69

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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #109 on: November 01, 2007, 05:30:33 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 04:50:57 PM
Welcome ass fairy 69- do you have any special ass fairy talents?

I have focused and intense talents, which plunge ever deeper, until they reach an explosive crescendo.  But if you want something special, that's extra.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #110 on: November 01, 2007, 05:32:41 PM »
Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #111 on: November 01, 2007, 05:36:11 PM »
Plenty of ass fairies to go around PI.   Just matters how many you can handle, as I don't see many saying they would charge.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #112 on: November 01, 2007, 05:37:33 PM »
An ass fairy orgy sounds fun though :eyebrows:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #113 on: November 01, 2007, 05:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy5 on November 01, 2007, 05:36:11 PM
Plenty of ass fairies to go around PI.   Just matters how many you can handle, as I don't see many saying they would charge.

'cept up her butt.

Quote from: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:37:33 PM
An ass fairy orgy sounds fun though :eyebrows:

Ass fairies don't have sex.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #114 on: November 01, 2007, 05:39:42 PM »
From some of the other ass fairies' posts I think you may be the only eunuch among them :P
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #115 on: November 01, 2007, 05:49:03 PM »
I'm the First Prime,
and we have no king.

I am the steward of the ass fairies.


If any disagree, I'll whip them into
getting rid of superfluous organs.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #116 on: November 01, 2007, 05:51:53 PM »
Ass fairies have sex, sorry to break it to you cal.   I don't follow a leader either, no thanks.   You can try a whip, I own a gun.   Sure you could put up a poll for those in who would want to participate in an ass fairy orgy to see how many would.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #117 on: November 01, 2007, 05:55:00 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:32:41 PM
Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)

If your assfairy is unsatisfactory, you should request an RMA number from the customer service department.  It will either be replaced with an identical model of assfairy, or you may receive a cash refund under your pillow (subject to 15% restocking fee).
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #118 on: November 01, 2007, 05:55:49 PM »
*sigh* silly assfairies,
don't even know what
they are. That's NOT
sex. That's just play.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #119 on: November 01, 2007, 05:56:24 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy 69 on November 01, 2007, 05:55:00 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on November 01, 2007, 05:32:41 PM
Sounds great, but I'm not paying, well not unless you offer a money back guarantee ;)

If your assfairy is unsatisfactory, you should request an RMA number from the customer service department.  It will either be replaced with an identical model of assfairy, or you may receive a cash refund under your pillow (subject to 15% restocking fee).
On second thoughts I think I'll get mine off the black market, you can get the modded models for less than the standard one in the shops.
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