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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #60 on: October 30, 2007, 06:06:46 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

You are WITHOUT number,
which makes you meaningless.

Plus, ass fairies are tiny, we can all fit.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #61 on: October 30, 2007, 06:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy13 on October 30, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.


Uhm...I've managed.  :laugh:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #62 on: October 30, 2007, 06:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

You are WITHOUT number,
which makes you meaningless.

Plus, ass fairies are tiny, we can all fit.

we might be small, but we're quite concentrated.  :eyebrows: what happens if we drastically expand on contact with unexplored ass?
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #63 on: October 30, 2007, 06:08:12 PM »
Quote from: Fuck my ass, fairy!! on October 30, 2007, 05:07:49 PM
Its not hard to cross over to the silly side- if you have a sense of humour you're half way there. :P

Take a walk on the SILLY side?
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #64 on: October 30, 2007, 06:11:37 PM »
Meet the ass fairys...
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #65 on: October 30, 2007, 06:16:35 PM »
In situ. :laugh:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #66 on: October 30, 2007, 06:17:14 PM »
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #67 on: October 30, 2007, 06:18:54 PM »
:LMAO:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #68 on: October 30, 2007, 08:20:20 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 06:07:26 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:42:15 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy13 on October 30, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.


Uhm...I've managed.  :laugh:

To stick your head up someone's ass? I wouldn't go around bragging about that.

And anyway, we're small, but too powerful for one ass to handle. Her ass would be torn to shreds. And by the way, I am without number because I'm indispensable. The rest of you are lackeys.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #69 on: October 30, 2007, 08:25:01 PM »
No, I've managed anal 69.

And you're NOT indispensable.
Though you might be a tough sell
for most, I'm sure that there's some
poor soul, lonely enough that I could
dispense you to them.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #70 on: October 30, 2007, 08:28:32 PM »
Dude, that better not have been an insult.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2007, 08:29:33 PM »
Or what? Ass fairies don't have asses.  :razz:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2007, 09:34:04 PM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on October 30, 2007, 05:06:23 PM
Oddly... I feel a bit left out.

You can change your own screen name to Ass Fairy 11, if you like.  11 was the number given to me, but I prefer to keep my old name.

I don't like changing my name.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2007, 09:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on October 30, 2007, 08:29:33 PM
Or what? Ass fairies don't have asses.  :razz:

*grumble*

You got my hackles up. Still not sure what the hell that was supposed to mean.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2007, 09:52:48 PM »
Oooh. Hackles up? Wanna cyber?
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