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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2007, 04:38:06 PM »
well done, Ass Fairy10. :plus:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2007, 04:39:03 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Hold on, fairies. Remember that the human female ass is only capable of handling 2 or 3 fairies exploring it at once. Therefore, we must pick.

Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

you have no number so you're out. :green:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2007, 04:40:24 PM »
Bah, I saw that one coming.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2007, 04:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2007, 04:42:15 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy13 on October 30, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Well, gee, I don't know. Think about it from a physical perspective.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2007, 04:43:41 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy13 on October 30, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy on October 30, 2007, 04:36:21 PM
Well, what do you know? I seem to be the highest number.  :green:

I am the highest number. I haven't seen any Ass Fairy14 or above.

One question, though. Why isn't there an Ass Fairy69?

Cos fairy's tongues have magical properties- if they applied them to human genitalia that human would explode as the force of a million orgasms hit them all at once.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2007, 04:46:03 PM »
Sounds hot.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2007, 04:52:32 PM »
Actually it kinda does.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2007, 05:06:23 PM »
Oddly... I feel a bit left out.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2007, 05:07:49 PM »
Its not hard to cross over to the silly side- if you have a sense of humour you're half way there. :P
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #55 on: October 30, 2007, 05:08:09 PM »
Ass Fairy14 is available, I think. Join us. We are legion.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2007, 05:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy10 on October 30, 2007, 05:08:09 PM
Ass Fairy14 is available, I think. Join us. We are legion.

And I think ass fairy 11 just opened up.  :laugh:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2007, 05:09:31 PM »
ooh err.  :eyebrows:
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #58 on: October 30, 2007, 05:31:05 PM »
Ass Fairy9 is missing afaik.
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Re: Calling all ass fairies
« Reply #59 on: October 30, 2007, 06:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on October 30, 2007, 04:29:47 PM
i challenged you, ha'taka!

You're not even prime.
Work your way up there,
and we'll consider.
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