A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I don't get close for good reasons, its safer for me.
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 01:23:11 PMI don't get close for good reasons, its safer for me.Condoms make things safer. Please use them.
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 01, 2007, 01:24:35 PMQuote from: AllDayGlowRandy on November 01, 2007, 01:23:11 PMI don't get close for good reasons, its safer for me.Condoms make things safer. Please use them.You dont like the idea of Flospawn?
I bet the secret reason you want me to use a condom is so you can lick it after I am done.I would tell you to use a condom to, but you don't need them with butt plugs. Now you don't have to worry about a woman calling you, and I bet you were not that worried to begin with, but just encase some crazy assfairy woman calls you, you can talk about buttplugs.
Quote from: GallieoAce on October 30, 2007, 01:04:57 PMWho is assfairy? Judging from what he had to say about them it could be any number of members
Who is assfairy?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on October 30, 2007, 02:24:48 PMQuote from: GallieoAce on October 30, 2007, 01:04:57 PMWho is assfairy? Judging from what he had to say about them it could be any number of members it's not me.i'm anus fairy.
Frau licking?
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