How to Opt Out of Pranks--The Don't Prank Me List

[Eclair]

slut.

C'mon, you can do better than that, he's a dirty filthy slut, and he loves it.

i am your bitch.

Well be prepared to be bent over very soon....you'll be gagging for it, bitch.

i am already salivating for it, whore.

Whore?  For that, you won't be able to speak OR walk straight by the time I've finished with you. 

Your eyes will be watering.  And yes, you will be McJello.

[McGiver]

you are so easily challenged.

[Eclair]

you are so easily challenged.

Challenged? 

[ozymandias]

you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!"

[GalileoAce]

Mmm pretzels

[ozymandias]

I like the big thick ones, freshly baked and hot out of the Oven!!

[Eclair]

you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!"

He'd have to add "Ooooh Pleeease............ Pleeease" at the end before I'd even consider it.

[ozymandias]

you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!"

He'd have to add "Ooooh Pleeease............ Pleeease" at the end before I'd even consider it.

Damn I already  you.  I owe you one!  You do understand the mind of Mcj,   

[Eclair]

you are so easily challenged.

Methinks she would twist you like a pretzel and have you screaming,  "THANK YOU MA'AM, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER??!!!"

He'd have to add "Ooooh Pleeease............ Pleeease" at the end before I'd even consider it.

Damn I already  you.  I owe you one!  You do understand the mind of Mcj,   

Rather, I know where his mind is located is more the point.

[ozymandias]

Possibly, but his mind location is a slippery thing!

[Calandale]

I like the big thick ones, freshly baked and hot out of the Oven!!

With mustard.