An incredibly advanced positronic brain.
A couple of fridge magnets for a containment bottle.
Wholly postsynaptic CNS.
All fleas, no cat.
Autism Squeaks fanboy.
Cognitively restricted at the spinal level.
So smart, they could enter politics.
Cognitive naloxone wearing a meat shirt.
An ambulant, mamammalian brick.
Makes a dead badger look like fucking mastermind.
A brain which should probably have remained in the testicle.
Stay at home brain, on holiday in their head.
On extended skull vacation.
Failed postnatal abortion.
Smacked in the head as a baby with a bat carved from moron tree wood.
Head so far up his arse he can see out of his ears.
His existence a constant source of shame to joey essex.
So stupid, when he has to drop one he has to concentrate to avoid asphyxia.
Running the psychic equivalent of windows 10.
Mental microsoft.
Soft dick, softer brain.
Neurologically absent.
Needs to mail addressed to the inside of his skull redirected.
Overclocked his CPU, forgot the coolant.
The intellectual equivalent of picking your nose and wiping it on the wall.brainly defective.
Overexpressed neurotypical phenotype.
Prize pillock.
phobia.