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A suggestion for Jihadis
« on: October 26, 2007, 01:07:40 PM »
Instead of being busted for going to paramilitary training camps, wouldn't it be far simpler to just join the army?  You get free training, free food, a salary, and then you get handed a rifle and sent off to Iraq, where they let you walk right into the allied bases. 
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2007, 01:19:40 PM »
Or an even better solution, take some cyanide. Or a chill pill.
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2007, 01:28:51 PM »
i agree with the kangaroo.
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2007, 09:54:46 PM »
I've never tried cyanide. :-\
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 10:10:29 PM »
i figure it has a bitter acrid taste. :P
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 10:27:13 PM »
My wife did. Maybe she exuded cyanide.
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 10:40:52 PM »
poor guy.
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 10:54:22 PM »
Eh, I little saliva, and it got better.
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 11:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Peter on October 26, 2007, 01:07:40 PM
Instead of being busted for going to paramilitary training camps, wouldn't it be far simpler to just join the army?  You get free training, free food, a salary, and then you get handed a rifle and sent off to Iraq, where they let you walk right into the allied bases. 

I almost shot one of the Staff Sergeants in my squadron when we were in Bosnia/Herzegovina. I had a M240G with 200 rds pointed at him, ready to go, I just didnit feel like spending life in prison for doing justice to that motherfucker..... SSgt. Brumbalow.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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Re: A suggestion for Jihadis
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2007, 12:17:59 AM »
Don't start giving them ideas.
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