How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Quote from: Alex179 on March 26, 2008, 09:01:36 AMScrew abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.
Screw abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.
Quote from: Peter on March 26, 2008, 09:14:34 AMQuote from: Alex179 on March 26, 2008, 09:01:36 AMScrew abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.you forgot the "wouldn't touch any of you lot with a barge pole" option.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Lucifer on March 26, 2008, 09:55:13 AMQuote from: Peter on March 26, 2008, 09:14:34 AMQuote from: Alex179 on March 26, 2008, 09:01:36 AMScrew abstinence, it isn't like there aren't attractive enough people here.There is however a dire lack of eligible females for the males. Most already have partners, are gay or are unable/unwilling to have sex.you forgot the "wouldn't touch any of you lot with a barge pole" option.Damn, I guess we are that bad.
most of you, i guess. im pretty easy.
Quote from: eris on April 23, 2011, 11:05:58 AMmost of you, i guess. im pretty easy. Some of us might bruise easily though
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on April 23, 2011, 12:00:27 PMQuote from: eris on April 23, 2011, 11:05:58 AMmost of you, i guess. im pretty easy. Some of us might bruise easily though I would really like Hyke here about now. TMI? Like I give a shit
There's only one person here I'd fuck and I'm not going to reveal her name.
Quote from: Scrapheap on April 10, 2013, 04:44:10 PMThere's only one person here I'd fuck and I'm not going to reveal her name. i am not a girl.
Pyraxis. The bitch needs to be tamed. :|
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
He couldn't have pulled it off.