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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #90 on: March 25, 2008, 07:24:13 PM »
No one. No one actually wants me.  :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Me too.  :-*

Hell, you're not that picky.

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #91 on: March 25, 2008, 07:26:32 PM »
No one. No one actually wants me.  :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Me too.  :-*

Hell, you're not that picky.

I am actually. You wouldn't believe it.

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #92 on: March 25, 2008, 07:26:55 PM »
It's your sex appeal  :zoinks:

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2008, 07:27:08 PM »
Not after our cyber sex sessions.  :toporly:

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #94 on: March 25, 2008, 07:49:21 PM »
I can't decide if Cal and I have already shagged in a previous life, or if we were just brother and sister...or both.  :P
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #95 on: March 25, 2008, 07:54:44 PM »
I can't decide if Cal and I have already shagged in a previous life, or if we were just brother and sister...or both.  :P

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #96 on: March 25, 2008, 07:59:20 PM »
I can't decide if Cal and I have already shagged in a previous life, or if we were just brother and sister...or both.  :P

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As Caligulas!!  >:D
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #97 on: March 25, 2008, 08:01:30 PM »
Say what??   :eyelash:
Who you would shag.   That is the subject of the thread.

I would shag most of the women I find attractive here if I got the opportunity.

I'm pretty picky, but also discrete and diplomatic.  I stay mum!   :P
That is great that you are picky.   Discretion isn't necessary for me as I don't have intentions on a married person nor am I married.    Diplomacy haha.   I don't have to be picky about who I shag in a fantasy setting (this thread).    Reality is that I would most likely not travel to get laid.   I don't see any females here that I would have to turn the lights out on.   That doesn't mean I want to be their boyfriend lol.   A screw is much less of a issue.

To be honest, in my younger days, I could have had sex more often than I did.  But, I was so fucking clueless, that I missed signals and opportunities that most people would have jumped on right away.  Plus, I never had the "RAGING" sex drive that I read about from other men with AS.   As for fantasies, I have them, I just don't choose to broadcast them around as much.

Thats just me! :P

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #98 on: March 25, 2008, 08:03:11 PM »

As Caligulas!!  >:D

So long as you don't mind me giving you to
my horse.  :P

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #99 on: March 25, 2008, 08:04:15 PM »

As Caligulas!!  >:D

So long as you don't mind me giving you to
my horse.  :P
Oh you make me barf!!   :finger:
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #100 on: March 25, 2008, 08:11:06 PM »
Don't waste the effort - unless I'm in your mouth.  :toporly:

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #101 on: March 25, 2008, 08:11:44 PM »
Barf again.   :(
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #102 on: March 26, 2008, 03:31:43 AM »
No one. No one actually wants me.  :toporly:
I'd shag you if you were a girl and you promised to shut the fuck up for a while :P
Me too.  :-*

i would, too, if you were someone else entirely.

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #103 on: March 26, 2008, 05:07:41 AM »
Say what??   :eyelash:
Who you would shag.   That is the subject of the thread.

I would shag most of the women I find attractive here if I got the opportunity.

I'm pretty picky, but also discrete and diplomatic.  I stay mum!   :P
That is great that you are picky.   Discretion isn't necessary for me as I don't have intentions on a married person nor am I married.    Diplomacy haha.   I don't have to be picky about who I shag in a fantasy setting (this thread).    Reality is that I would most likely not travel to get laid.   I don't see any females here that I would have to turn the lights out on.   That doesn't mean I want to be their boyfriend lol.   A screw is much less of a issue.

To be honest, in my younger days, I could have had sex more often than I did.  But, I was so fucking clueless, that I missed signals and opportunities that most people would have jumped on right away.  Plus, I never had the "RAGING" sex drive that I read about from other men with AS.   As for fantasies, I have them, I just don't choose to broadcast them around as much.

Thats just me! :P

Bingo! We have a winner.

Incidentally I would happily shag any of the lovely ladies of I2.  Seriously!

Yes..............Even Fatty McBlobb.
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #104 on: March 26, 2008, 05:12:02 AM »
Well, most girls don't know what's good for them, anyway!!

Switch teams, and go for Sir Les!!   :zoinks:

Oi! I just saw that!

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Oh its OK it was directed at Soph and not Randy. That is OK. My apologies, support and encouragement there. (Of course overlooking the whole old enough biologically to be her Father thing)

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« Last Edit: March 26, 2008, 05:20:09 AM by Sir_Les_Patterson »
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap