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Offline Nomaken

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2006, 09:24:58 PM »
What would it mean if I found it?
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2006, 09:34:02 PM »
I'd give you a reward for it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2006, 10:07:29 PM »
I don't think you want it back.  I tripped over it on my way to the bathroom.  My bathroom.  Which is on the otherside of my room from the stairway.  Unseen by anybody but me.  A bathroom which lysol and fire could not purge.
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2006, 10:14:36 PM »
Ah, that would explain why I lost my libido then, and it would also offer a plausible explanation for why I have no memory of ever being in your bathroom, or even your country, as the trauma must just have been that bad.  Feel free to use it for yourself though.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2006, 12:34:04 AM »
Quote from: shima on June 14, 2006, 09:54:55 AM
Quote from: peegai on June 14, 2006, 08:47:56 AM
Pyraxis. The bitch needs to be tamed. :|
As for me... hmm... choices choices.? I'd go straight for Lucifer.? Better a queen in hell than a slave in heaven.

///HEY\\\ ... A GYRO sanwitch
\\\ :P///

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2006, 08:11:57 AM »
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2006, 09:14:00 AM »
shima -  :-*

though fuck knows what a gyro sanwitch is...  ???
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2006, 09:53:58 AM »
I think he's imagining himself "in the middle"

between
 >:D 8) >:D
two witches.
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2006, 01:35:09 PM »
ah.  how terribly original...   ::)
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2006, 04:24:35 PM »
it is a greek sandwich pronounced "hero" ;D

as far as the middle goes, I think everyone should get a turn or two at providing the condiments. :angel:

No orfice holds barred  >:D

object - to out cum the others ~ ~ ~

winner - gets two slaves for a month who agree to completely obey (even if it means the recruitment of other condiment providers) :P
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2006, 01:14:19 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on June 16, 2006, 08:11:57 AM
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 15, 2006, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: Draggon on June 15, 2006, 07:46:11 PM
some kind of steel bear trap hidden in her vagina that would chop my dick off

i sooo want one of those!? :angel:

 >:D http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=401

cool!  ;D i wonder if Santa will bring me one of those if i am a good girl, this year?
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2006, 04:22:18 PM »
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 17, 2006, 01:14:19 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on June 16, 2006, 08:11:57 AM
Quote from: Omega_Female on June 15, 2006, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: Draggon on June 15, 2006, 07:46:11 PM
some kind of steel bear trap hidden in her vagina that would chop my dick off

i sooo want one of those!? :angel:

 >:D http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=401

cool!? ;D i wonder if Santa will bring me one of those if i am a good girl, this year?


Sweetie, that is something that HG would say!!! I see you in a different light now!! ;D

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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2006, 04:23:41 PM »
again, me.  at least i know i'd get a fucking good shag...   >:D
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2006, 02:16:22 PM »
NOBODY, even if I was single!   It's a choice between getting knee'd, my dick chopped off or playing some fucking twisted head game!
Celibacy sounds and looks better.
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Re: Who would you shag here?
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2006, 02:20:29 PM »
Now there are some words to live by :police: :P >:D
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