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Some british woman think they just know everything.
« on: October 28, 2007, 06:13:37 AM »
Every British woman I have met claims they have met The Beatles and know everything about The Beatles.
Every time I hear a British woman say "I met The Beatles before they were famous!" I just say "oh thats nice" and they tell me I don't know shit about The Beatles and admit they know more than me. One admitted she knew more about The Beatles than me because she was British and said she didn't even like The Beatles that much. Anyways obviously heaps of British people knew The Beatles but with every random crooked-toothed middle-aged woman telling me that every time they compliment on my Beatles clothing.

It's like me saying "I know everything about Hockey and Celine Dion because I'm Canadian"

My mom has this freind named Sue she's nice and pleasant to be around until The Beatles get brought up and than she's all:

"ah kneow everarythang about thwe Beatles so doent twowk to me loyke thaought because I kneow everythang."

That was just a slight bitch from your truly.
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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2007, 06:14:44 AM »
As a British woman I can tell you that I don't know a great deal about the Beatles, mainly because I think they've been vastly over-rated (sorry).

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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 06:21:36 AM »
As a British woman I know everythnig about the Fab Foreskins. I gobbled all their cocks. George was the best and the BIGGEST. He used to love to come on my feet! And all the British women I know or have met know everything about the Beatles and have gobbled their tadgers! So its true!

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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2007, 07:15:06 AM »
... mainly because I think they've been vastly over-rated (sorry).
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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2007, 07:21:15 AM »
As a British woman I can tell you that I don't know a great deal about the Beatles, mainly because I think they've been vastly over-rated (sorry).

Your right. They are overrated. I'm a fanatic that speaks the truth. They are just a band that wrote some songs. They were great songs with a lot of meaning. They were funny, witty, entertaining, handsome smart  JUSTand lovable. The Beatles are four mortal human beings. Anyways John Lennon hates the idea of fan-worship. I have read John Lennon biography's where he tells fans kissing his feet  to "fuck off"
The Beatles are humans. They shit and piss in the toilet, they stink if they don't clean themselves, they get pimples they get zits, they had greasy mop tops once in a while, they get old, they they get, they die, they get depressed. Some people think shit like "The Beatles were sent from god" and "They are the greatest musicians.

LET ME GET TO THE POINT. For those who feel to impatient to read all that other stuff:


The reasons why The Beatles became so great is because in the 1960's there was not much. The entertainment and music industry was not so vast. Less bands and entertainers means less competition.
Nowadays we have so much shit we can't concentrate on just four people. The internet, Youtube, Myspace satellite television etc. there are too many distractions and so for the masses to concentrate on just one band. I know that there are bands out there that are just as great as The Beatles in this present day that are totally unknown and ignored.
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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2007, 07:22:34 AM »
Oh, I go further. I'm unimpressed with their music,
and there were better bands from the same period.

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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2007, 07:32:07 AM »
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"I know everything about Hockey and Celine Dion because I'm Canadian"

Wow really you probably know my brother inlaw too he moved there a few months ago :P
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2007, 08:14:57 AM »
Oh, I go further. I'm unimpressed with their music,
and there were better bands from the same period.

That's a bit of a broad brush stroke, eh Cal?


She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do
oh, yeah
She's well acquainted with
the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pain
The man in the crowd with the
multicolored mirror on his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his
hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which
he ate and donated to the National Trust

I need a fix cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
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Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun mama
When I hold you in my arms
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I know nobody can do no harm
Because Happiness is a warm gun mama
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Ah, don't you know that
Happiness is a warm gun mama


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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2007, 08:18:08 AM »
As a British woman I know everythnig about the Fab Foreskins. I gobbled all their cocks. George was the best and the BIGGEST. He used to love to come on my feet! And all the British women I know or have met know everything about the Beatles and have gobbled their tadgers! So its true!

Are you Daisy from Dead Like Me?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2007, 08:19:09 AM »
Oh, I go further. I'm unimpressed with their music,
and there were better bands from the same period.

That's a bit of a broad brush stroke, eh Cal?

I don't think so. It's all personal opinion.
I'd certainly rank CCR as better than the
beetles, across the board.

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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2007, 08:28:26 AM »
Oh, I go further. I'm unimpressed with their music,
and there were better bands from the same period.

That's a bit of a broad brush stroke, eh Cal?

I don't think so. It's all personal opinion.
I'd certainly rank CCR as better than the
beetles, across the board.

Yeah you're right there. Personal tastes and all.

Creedence are pretty special alright.


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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2007, 08:33:13 AM »
The only argument which ever got me
about the Beetles was the innovation one.
But, the stuff that they played with just
never hit me. People WERE inspired by them,
and did shit that I love though.

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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2007, 08:55:41 AM »
The only argument which ever got me
about the Beetles was the innovation one.
But, the stuff that they played with just
never hit me. People WERE inspired by them,
and did shit that I love though.

Like Oasis  :wanker: :laugh:  (although I must admit there are 1 or 2 of there songs I like)

Yeah they broke the mold re innovation eg string accompaniment, sound effects, feedback etc

Got a soft spot for Revolver and Pepper.


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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2007, 05:24:16 PM »
If anybody realized. I said "SOME" British ladies not "ALL"
I'm not saying all British ladies are cunts.
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Re: Some british woman think they just know everything.
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2007, 05:26:35 PM »
If anybody realized. I said "SOME" British ladies not "ALL"
I'm not saying all British ladies are cunts.

Did anyone say that you were?  Personally I was just joining in the banter. ???