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I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« on: November 01, 2007, 06:08:17 PM »
Yeah I almost got ran over by a huge pick up truck they purposely taunted me with the truck chasing me with it knowing that I'm an Aspie and that loud vehicles piss off my over sensory problem. (I live in a very small community by the way so people know me very well)  .

I didn't know who they were. I couldn't recognized them because they were in costumes. They recognized  me even though I was in a Ninja costume. It's the way a walk I guess. I knew they knew it was me because they were screaming
"The Beatles suck!" "Marlys go home!" "Go cry to your mother Beatle fucker!" while they were doing donuts in the parking lot I nearly got ran over I had to jump out of the way onto the sidewalk. They kept on yelling at me so I  went to the nearest coffee shop to hide there. I walked back by the parking lot and I saw them hanging out drinking and smoking. They yelled "You coming back for more?" I yelled "ignorant fools"

I wish I read their license plate because I could have made there Halloween fucking horrible and got the RCMP to deal with it. I could have got killed or seriously injured.  I should have known better and got the license plate number and they could have spent the night in the police station with there parents bitching at them.  They will probaly find me again and I will contact the RCMP  >:D
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2007, 06:10:38 PM »
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2007, 06:10:57 PM »
If it's a regularly occurring thing, you might consider filming it with a camera phone or something and filing a harassment suit. That sounds really dangerous.
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2007, 06:25:31 PM »
If you know were it's parked or ever see it parked this is what you do.  Supplies to buy a box of 3 inch screws and a bag of potatoes, then insert the screws into the potatoes leaving one on each side of all the tires.  Four flats at once is not fun.  I have a big pick up and last time I got tires  it was over $800 for all four
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2007, 09:58:04 PM »
^Awesome plan parts. :laugh:
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2007, 05:31:18 AM »
I can be a very nasty person when pushed the wrong way  :evillaugh:
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2007, 05:43:44 AM »
A good load of salt into the petrol tank would be even more effective...  :evillaugh:
Or perhaps expanding foam into the exhaust...

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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2007, 05:47:05 AM »
A good load of salt into the petrol tank would be even more effective...  :evillaugh:
Or perhaps expanding foam into the exhaust...

I use expanding foam at work it has so many revenge possibilitys   :evillaugh:
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2007, 05:02:31 PM »
Pouring piss through the sunroof sounds like fun. Or if you know someone who works in a garage you could have some artistic fun with paint thinners.  :angel:

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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2007, 05:27:44 PM »
A good load of salt into the petrol tank would be even more effective...  :evillaugh:
Or perhaps expanding foam into the exhaust...

I use expanding foam at work it has so many revenge possibilitys   :evillaugh:
If they are especially annoying, ram the expanding foam hose up their anus and pull the trigger...

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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2007, 05:49:11 PM »
Round Up weed and grass killer is good for spelling out your feeling if they have a yard :evillaugh:
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2007, 02:46:13 AM »
Thakns Parts, and everyone here for the ideas. I will see them again. I know they go to the high school. The high school parking lot is most likley where it's parked. I can get my aspie freind Charles to help me out. He's great with that revenge stuff.
I'm gonna get a knife and pop a tire. I will put my ninja mask I wore that night on a and not wear anything that is "Marlys-like" such as Beatles paraphernalia, punk wristbands, my pet rat ect....  because there is video servalence in the parking lot area and I'm well known where I live by a percentage of people who live on Salt Spring Island.
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2007, 02:48:22 AM »
oh yeah! a potato in the exhaust pipe and some old fashion Keying or stealing there license plates.
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Re: I almost got ran over by a truck on Halloween
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2007, 06:23:43 AM »
Just be very careful you don't need the law becoming involved 
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