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Some pranks I made up
« on: January 13, 2010, 07:41:33 PM »
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Terrible things to do. I invented these but they now belong to the internets.
 
Lock smith
Super glue pennies on top of peoples locks ya know the part where the key goes in? BINGO FUCK YEAH.

Fun barbie mutilation:
Glue barbie heads on top of peoples car antennas

Familes having sex
Put socks on everyones door in the neighborhood glue em for good measure

WTF MOMENTS
Write swearwords all over the mail boxes and stuff them with frozen hot dog buns
Grab a baseball glove cover it in white glue and leave it in the middle of the side walk

Politial Mashup
Switch the liberal and conservative signs on peoples lawns ya know those ones during elections? FUCK YEAH
and you'll hear somthing like this next door:
 "WIND-SONG-BLEEDING HEART-PEACE-MAKER-STAR-SHINE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPORTING THAT BUSH WANNABE YOUR OUTTA THE NEW AGE CLUB AND GREENPEACE!"

Huffer
Mix flour and water in the bottom of a plastic bag so it looks like glue. Walk around town huffing out of the bag and watch peoples reactions.
Scream ''IT FEELS LIKE I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE"

Wasp season
Fun in the sun. Get a crate of cheap asS brand maple suryup from costco. It attracts bee's and wasps.
Smear it all over where people most likley will hang out. Watch the people sway around like disco dancers while their in a swarm of wasps.
Good revenge prank when the town's having a bad wasp problems and people are doing anything to get rid of them.


Stink Bombs
Take some eggs poke a hole in them with a saftey pin. Put them in a tupperwear container and leave them on a heat register.
Let them ferment on there for two weeks then throw them at some hippie walking down the street or crack one in a crowded internet cafe.
If you live where there are warm climates let them ferment in the sun.



It just depends.........
Get chocolate pudding and depends smear the pudding on the adult diapers. and then trash them all around town. Watch the reactions!




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Re: Some pranks I made up
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 07:45:11 PM »
Your one twisted chick :laugh: :plus:
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Re: Some pranks I made up
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2010, 07:47:21 PM »
When I was about 7 and still living in Poland, my Nan had a priest come round for tea (as you do) and I put salt in the sugar jar.  Can't remember whether I hated religion by then or just that particular priest  :P
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Re: Some pranks I made up
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 11:11:23 PM »
How many of these have you done, Gluey?
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Re: Some pranks I made up
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 05:41:39 AM »
Quote from: Gluey on January 13, 2010, 07:41:33 PM
Wasp season
Fun in the sun. Get a crate of cheap asS brand maple suryup from costco. It attracts bee's and wasps.
Smear it all over where people most likley will hang out. Watch the people sway around like disco dancers while their in a swarm of wasps.
Good revenge prank when the town's having a bad wasp problems and people are doing anything to get rid of them.

I was thinking about doing something like that once. But instead mix a lot of sugar, water and syrup all together. Then put the solution into a super soaker (making sure it's not too viscous), and spray the fuck out of someone's house at night (especially the mailbox and hard to reach areas).
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Re: Some pranks I made up
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 02:16:51 AM »
Gluey? ... will you marry me??  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :eyebrows:
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Re: Some pranks I made up
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2010, 04:15:26 AM »
Quote from: Rod Scrapling on January 15, 2010, 02:16:51 AM
Gluey? ... will you marry me??  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :eyebrows:

I don't like getting married. I like letting stink bombs off in the grocery store.   :laugh:
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Re: Some pranks I made up
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2010, 09:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Gluey on January 16, 2010, 04:15:26 AM
Quote from: Rod Scrapling on January 15, 2010, 02:16:51 AM
Gluey? ... will you marry me??  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :eyebrows:

I don't like getting married. I like letting stink bombs off in the grocery store.   :laugh:

Well, we could do it in Vegas in one of those drive-through wedding chapels, then go stink bomb the nearest grocery store.  :eyebrows: :laugh:
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