The 23rd Qualm (Updated)
by Gunther Schnitzel
Bush is my shepherd, I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to cut down in national forest,
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
In his father's realm there are many mansions.
Prepare a ruin there for me.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war.
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cut for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presecence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism ahall follow me all the days of
thy term.
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
You seem to be lost in your own thoughts.