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Offline Tequila

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I fucking rock, me
« on: October 17, 2007, 05:44:48 AM »
I rang Customer Support for the first time this morning.  Therefore I rock.

Feel free to boost my ego and tell me how great I am and I'm not a beached whale.

Yours,

Your T'ness
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2007, 05:51:40 AM »
gasp!

want my babies?
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2007, 05:58:57 AM »
Oh, and I even fixed a problem on my own.  Yay me.

Lucifer:  Show me what you have, you naughty girl.  ;)
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2007, 06:01:23 AM »
GIRL ?!!!  given that i'm old enough to be your mother, what i have is plenty of wrinkles, saggy bits and probably senile dementia.  :laugh

however, i also have rather a lot of, ahem, experience.   :eyebrows:  and i have been described as "naughty".  only last night, as a matter of fact.   :eyelash:

terms and conditions apply.  cash only.  your sanity/bollocks may be at risk if you do not keep up with repayments.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2007, 06:04:46 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 17, 2007, 06:01:23 AM
GIRL ?!!!  given that i'm old enough to be your mother, what i have is plenty of wrinkles, saggy bits and probably senile dementia.  :laugh

I'm not fussy.  ;)

Not sure about losing my bollocks though.  Men get quite attached to 'em.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2007, 06:25:45 AM »
Cool. I've been having trouble dealing
with the phone recently.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2007, 06:40:05 AM »
I have an important appointment at 3pm -- a life-changing one.

I fucking rock at being nervous.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2007, 06:40:57 AM »
sounds big, pea. good luck mate.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2007, 06:44:16 AM »
Steady yourself and take no prisoners as you go over the water.  Cross that water, pea.   Or something.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2007, 06:51:30 AM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 17, 2007, 06:40:05 AM
I have an important appointment at 3pm -- a life-changing one.

I fucking rock at being nervous.

sex-changing one you say? lol
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2007, 06:55:29 AM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 17, 2007, 06:40:05 AM
I have an important appointment at 3pm -- a life-changing one.

I fucking rock at being nervous.
Good luck with that, not that you should need it. Whats the appointment about?
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2007, 07:10:29 AM »
Quote from: Hadron on October 17, 2007, 06:55:29 AM
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 17, 2007, 06:40:05 AM
I have an important appointment at 3pm -- a life-changing one.

I fucking rock at being nervous.
Good luck with that, not that you should need it. Whats the appointment about?

I have to meet up with some representatives behind the Prince's Trust at Marksbury Road College (haven't been inside that dump for five years). If all goes well, I may have to take part in one of their social programmes which will require me to leave Bristol for a few weeks.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2007, 07:15:13 AM »
Nice one. Fingers crossed.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2007, 07:25:19 AM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on October 17, 2007, 06:51:30 AM
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 17, 2007, 06:40:05 AM
I have an important appointment at 3pm -- a life-changing one.

I fucking rock at being nervous.

sex-changing one you say? lol

Oh, hehehahaha. Gee, aren't we fucking funny.
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Re: I fucking rock, me
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2007, 08:14:38 AM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on October 17, 2007, 07:10:29 AM


I have to meet up with some representatives behind the Prince's Trust at Marksbury Road College (haven't been inside that dump for five years). If all goes well, I may have to take part in one of their social programmes which will require me to leave Bristol for a few weeks.

Sounds suspicious. Like, some sort of espionage.
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