Poke my brains a bit...

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

 

[BadgerTom]

lol that reminds me of an Aspie i used to call friend, his name was glynn Tully...  i dont think he minded if there was no pulse either lol...

but after he came back to my room steaming with the most fashion-unconcious gayasfuck Canadian you will ever meet, and started making out on MY FUCKING BED...

well there was blood spilled that there afternoon

[McGiver]

Bugger! I didn't see that one coming!  *waits for a smutty remark*

That's a myth by the way

yeah because your much bigger, huh?

[Jizz]

Yes, of course

[McGiver]

write any new songs lately?

[Jizz]

Nah, no new tunes yet.

I haven't been in the mood for it to be honest.

My speakers have been fucking me around for my PC making the recording of any more tunes a totally frustrating task. Once I have that shite sorted out and get the mood again, I shall no doubt fuck around with some more stuff.

[McGiver]

Nah, no new tunes yet.

I haven't been in the mood for it to be honest.

My speakers have been fucking me around for my PC making the recording of any more tunes a totally frustrating task. Once I have that shite sorted out and get the mood again, I shall no doubt fuck around with some more stuff.

do you drive a car?

[Jizz]

mcj fancies you, jizz.  however, don't get inflate sense of anything, cos he'd shag anything, as long as it had a pulse.  or had one in the recent past.  possibly.

While on the subject of homosexual relations.

I had a guy ask me out at school one time. Well, he didn't but he had two of his female mates do it for him.

I was sitting at the drum kit, being right manly as you can imagine, and I see these two lassies coming in one of the doors at the far of the assembly hall (the drum kit was up on the stage y'see). I don't remember exactly how they worded it, but apparently he'd caught me eyeing him up. Which actually shocked me as I have never had any problem with my hetero-ness. My stomach turned to be honest. Thought I was having the piss ripped right out of me and sort of laughed it off.

He then approached me one day and put his hand on my shoulder like he was going to try talking to me, I shrugged his hand away and told him "keep yer fucking hands off me". It was then that I realised it wasn't a wind up and that he really DID want some of my ass. I spent the next 6 months ripping the shit out of him...as you do when you're a teenager. Eventually I got reported to the headmaster, he gave me the "you're a popular guy" routine told me not to carry on annoying the guy, even though I asked him how he'd feel knowing another male was checking out his arse every time he passed. At that time I used to wear skin tight black jeans and I always looked hot and ready for some of the sweaty action...honest :rollseyes:

I have proof of this happening to me too as another best mate in my school days contacted me on MySpace a few months back and brought that whole episode back up, which made me chuckle

No, McJagger, I don't drive a car.

I don't think I trust other people on the road enough with my life. I see too many fucking idiots taking silly chances when pulling out onto busy roads and I don't fancy being the poor sod that has to be thrown through his front window because of some twat with bad timing......almost like an old drummer mate of mine!

[McGiver]

jizz, i am in love with your personality.  i am not physically attracted to you.  i don't want to fuck you or anything.  because you wouldn't fick me right?

would you?

[Jizz]

Is fick an American term for something I dunno about or is it simply a type error?

Let me assume it's a type error and you mean the word 'fuck'.

I would consider having a sweaty affair with you only if you promised to let me listen to traditional Kenyan and Tanzanian tribal music. I don't like the music at all, but it would probably be the best way to take my mind off the fact that a hairy man was having his way with me.

Are you a screamer or a yelper?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

i imagine it depends on how hard hes being fucked up the arse and how large the cock is doing it.

My bad <washes mouth out with extra strong disinfectant>

Kenny, teacakes or tunnocks wafers?

[McGiver]

hey kenderick, fick you.  ficking arsehole.

[Leto729]

Do You like Your brains poked?

[Jizz]

I think I could make him yelp and scream then...and perhaps whimper.

READY YOURSELF FOR MY IMMENSE APPENDAGE, I'M GOING IN!!! *throws McJagger a sock to bite on for a little while*

Andriea, I am a tea cake man myself. I thought you knew this! I seem to remember discussing wtith you a few nights back how I end the life of one. I bite off the mallowy stuff at the top leaving just the biscuit base....I tease that a little more, making it crave nothing but my soft bite before shoving it unromantically into my chops like a fat bastard with chocolate all around my face.

As for literally poking my brains, I don't think I'd like that no. I remember a video a mate brought up to the house one time called Faces of Death. There was a scene in that where people were eating live monkey brains. They were poking at it with a spoon...it didn't look too nice. There were a lot of other death scenes in it that are apparently real although some were faked for the sake of making the film.

Horrible stuff anyway

[BadgerTom]

TUNNOCKS TEACAKES r so lush


hmmmm even tho they got gelatin in them, i'm allowed to make the occasional sacrifice in the name of all thgings veggie (cos they taste sooooo good).