Poke my brains a bit...

[Jizz]

Yup, they have girl scouts in the UK and that avatar idea makes me look all whatsitcalled...EMO!

[McGiver]

Yup, they have girl scouts in the UK and that avatar idea makes me look all whatsitcalled...EMO!

i think it looks a little ghey, but mostly just withdrawn, unemotional, fuck-off-itude-ish-ness.

[Jizz]

Well I do feel rather like that today to be honest, so it may just work!

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

yes Kenny it totally works.

you on earlys or lates this week?

[McGiver]

fizz i am drunk, right now.

spent all day doing my fantasy dfootball draft (NFL).  sam friends (12) for the past 1 years.

i drank about 8 red bulls and half a gallon of ketel one vodka.

i get all jittery, then drunk, then jittery, then drunk.
i haven't gotten drunk for several months, only 3 times 9in the past year.

is there anything i can do to feel better tomorrow morning?

[Jizz]

Aye Andriea lates it this for me this week. The wonderful feeling of dragging my arse out of bed every night at half 11 to go watch bottles be filled with WKD Blue or some other shit that neds drink excites me so much that I almost eat my own arms...almost!

What to do to make yourself feel better in the morning McJagger?

Get up and eat breakfast, fill your stomach with foooooooooood, even if it's just a piece of bread. And have a cup of tea or coffee, then for the rest of the day drink water until dinner time!

[Leto729]

Jizz I have drunk so much beer in My Life I can not shake a stick at the bottles. I drank everyday for eight long years it was depressing to say in the least. I still do drink here and there when I am bored or other wise not feeling right Myself. How do You get over it for Yourself that is the question I should be asking You?

I am right now drinking Myself my sixth beer tonight.

[Lucifer]

fried egg sandwich, with loads of salt, pepper and tomato sauce - kill or cure.  and they're yummy, anyway.

and water before you go to bed.  and vitamin C.  better still, don't drink yourself into oblivion in the first place... 

[Jizz]

Aye, I'd agree. Don't drink!

It's ok for McJagger though since he doesn't do it all the time.....just fill your stomach with food when you get up, even if you have to force it down over a 2 hour period!

[Leto729]

Aye, I'd agree. Don't drink!

It's ok for McJagger though since he doesn't do it all the time.....just fill your stomach with food when you get up, even if you have to force it down over a 2 hour period!

I told You the truth Jizz I have been drinking on My 8th one tonight to agree to don't drink is not everything. What would though get You to stop drinking in the end. I don't do it every night Myself anymore but I still do drink I face it every time I go out to get those beers You see. That is apart of Living Life is it not Jizz?

It is not they We agree not to drink it matters in the end if We what to or need to drink?

If We drink for the fun of it and not to hide behind Ourselves that is up to Us to decide is it not?

I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?

You must decide Yourself nobody else can decide but You.

I am not a member of AA or any organization I just speak the truth as I see it Jizz.

[Lucifer]

I told You the truth Jizz I have been drinking on My 8th one tonight to agree to don't drink is not everything. What would though get You to stop drinking in the end. I don't do it every night Myself anymore but I still do drink I face it every time I go out to get those beers You see. That is apart of Living Life is it not Jizz?

It is not they We agree not to drink it matters in the end if We what to or need to drink?

If We drink for the fun of it and not to hide behind Ourselves that is up to Us to decide is it not?

I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?

You must decide Yourself nobody else can decide but You.

I am not a member of AA or any organization I just speak the truth as I see it Jizz.

kevv, this post - especially the highlighted bit - is the best advert for teetotalism i've ever seen - what the FUCK are you on about?!!

 

+1 for the most bewildering post i have ever read, AND one of the most hilarious!   

(sorry, cos i know you're trying to be serious...)

[McGiver]

kevv wrote this:

I have copulated the reasons why Myself why I do it Myself have You?

i agree with lucifer +1.
but fizz, what does this phrase mean to you?

[Jizz]

To be honest, I have no fucking idea lol.

I read through that with a frown

I drink because after a long week at work I like ot chill out, it helps me chill out. Even though recently it's been boring me rigid.

[McGiver]

how about one weekend is booze then the next is weed?

[Jizz]

No weed at all!