I was actually thinking about the time i was called the "babylon whore" because "the guy" who had a gf he had been seeing for a couple of years at the time, fell for me not long after i moved in and ditched her, i got the blame at the time even though i didnt respond to his advances until years later.
Ach being called a "fucking goth" is nothing, anytime i was called a "fucking goth" (which hasnt been too often as i think theyre scared to) ive usually responded with something along the lines of "forgive me for having musical taste and not being lowly enough to shop at sports division or newlook, are you meant to look like you've stepped out of a police lineup?"
OR the classic "people like you are the reason i want death camps and firing squads to return", it usually shocks them into silence (i actually think its because deep down theyre trying to work out what your implying since theyre so fucking thick).
BadgerTom YOU MUST know what a ned/chav is, neds are worse than the typical chav though even though theyre similar. Look up Buckfast or ASBO im sure you'll find a link to a ned.